Purveyor of the Rot :3

Everyones allways jealous of my amazing digital stab wound

Microdosing life by thinking about doing fun things but not doing them.

I CAN DO IT I CAN SAVE EVERYONE I HAVE TO

NEVER KILL YOURSELF I WILL SAVE YOU

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

If a maid starts following you around, performing acts of service for your and looking up at you like you’re the sun that keeps her alive. The I’m afraid you’re a princess now and there’s rather little you can do about it besides give in and become gradually more selfish and cute.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

commenting "insane refresh pull" on my mutuals seven second old vent post

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

Everybody got the mutual they're tryna take to a secondary location