all this bitchin’ and moaning

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

Jonathan smoking weed was primarily for comic relief and the only people qualified to delve into it are Jonathan enjoyers please and thank you

Jamie’s “I’m sorry to everyone, especially the kids” line is funny but kind of becomes less so when you think ab the fact that domestic violence towards women and children in England spikes around football matches because of drunk angry man-babies who refuse to control themselves, and Jamie has almost certainly experienced that violence firsthand + is probably haunted by the fact that there are children and women out there just like himself and Georgie who are suffering because of his mistakes on the pitch

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Argyle is proof that Jonathan is fine at making friends (or at least that he's not inherently off-putting--Hawkins just sucks), but I do think that a lifetime of that kind of loneliness and social exclusion means he sucks at realizing that people want to be his friend. So I think he has friends in NYC, but I wonder how long it takes him to notice.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

re-read the books of your childhood. there are fragments of your soul scattered through them.