pyromuffin5

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Basically if you give me really good deep scalp scritches I'll go along with anything else you suggest

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

It's very cute how everyone tagging their niche fandoms here and/or expressing their love for my art. I will remember this when I post the specific completed work that inspired this post that I am finishing up and it becomes your problem instead of mine.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Tumblr is the program guide to the circuses.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)