slob confessional

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I DO HAVE FAVORITE SPOTS!!! re: my previous ask ^_^

i have also been having fun pissing wherever i want!! well. mostly in one spot.. which is the bright white fluffy soft absorbent mini rug i put in my closet so i could use it as a urinal every night 🤤🤤🤤 it feels so good to get up and instead of having to leave my room just squat down and unleash all my urine right there in my closet. i’ve rinsed the mat out a few times because it got completely saturated with stale urine, but it’s so stained and reeks so bad and i can’t stop rubbing my dick about it

i have a boyfriend who is extremely clingy. like "follows you to every room and has to always have physical contact" type of partner. one time i compared him to a house pet, and i jokingly said "what's it gonna be next? you're gonna follow me to the bathroom to hold my hand while i piss?" you know like cats who follow their master to the bathroom.

Im lactose intolerant, but that doesn't stop me from eating a tub of ice cream, 2 milkshakes and cups of milk. I now have to ride 1 hour and a half back home. Before leaving, my stomach already turned. Hard. Now I'm in the car and the urge is making me feel like I have to burst. The liquid swishing inside of me. Im in the country with nothing around me, just trees and trees. What am I supposed to do? I'm so full of liquid and I can't go, not even a little. A fart will just release the floodgates even though I'm so full of gas. What do I do? Pls help my stomach 🥺

longtime lurker first time asker here, im contemplating having a toilet free afternoon/night and just pissing and shitting in my tub. ive been pissing in my tub a lot while home alone, and i once leaked a bit of shit while getting off/pising in my tub but ive never taken that final step to take a full shit on purpose outside of a toilet. today is the day, i think!

hihi i usually only use tumblr 2 lurk but scrolling this n related pages has made me feel sm more comfortable in this fetish lol.. so anyway i cant say im particularly horny for my own gas but ive been waking up w crazy morning thunder like sharp n heavy rumblers. it seems to happen more after i eat some kind of protein in my meals (i had beef curry ln) n fuuuck i wish i had smb here to enjoy it. js stick their face in my ass while i doomscroll or read n push all these out. i woke up overly horny

hii i've been lurking for months now and i have the balls to give a confession >< (im not one to be too graphic either but... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)

things my gf does that make me insane (positive):

i’ve developed super bad allergies and i cant stop sneezing and picking my nose… i wake up every morning completely congested with snot running down my face and i just sit there and eat it all >.< but all day my nose is running and i try to hide how much i pick and eat it

The way that my doctor instructed me to take miralax indefinitely and it's given me the most gigantic, dreamiest, and easiest shits I've ever had from it helping with my slow ass gut... And I shit daily instead of once or twice a week. And the sheer fucking gas that's constantly bubbling loudly both inside and out... The amount of times I've accidentally bloated my underwear from how easy it is... Hooooly shit. The fact that's my life now instead of waiting, it's like a nasty slobby brownseater's dream come true to me. If I really wanted to always go in my pants, it would be so, so easy.... 🤤🤤🤤 Having all this and friends telling me "good job" for using that real toilet around my waist, let's just say I haven't been feeling too bored recently

checked your little emoji list and i don't thiiink the one i want was there, unless i'm stupid and missed it ... but anyways, i've been having so much fun lately holding my bladder for as long as humanly possible and then just walking around my place just sloooowly dripping all over the floor and the furniture and anything i can rub myself on .... it makes the inevitable dam break so much more rewarding ugh

Imagine a public toilet which is just a long wooden bench with a series of holes set into it. People sit on the toilet side by side (with no dividers or privacy) and their shit and piss falls to the floor underneath. By the end of the day, the floor is smeared with shit and piss (plus the occasional cum) and some lucky staff have to clean it all up. And the holes are so close together that if two people are on the toilet next to each other and they're both chubby, their butts will be touching. It's a gender-neutral toilet, so there's plenty of different body types on display, from skinny femboys to muscular gym-going trans girls to fat middle-aged guys. All pissing, shitting and farting together, butts and genitals on public display. The smell is absolutely foul, especially late in the day when hundreds of people have emptied their bowels on the floor. Masturbating on the toilet is normal and encouraged. And some people even bring food with them and eat their breakfast or lunch while taking a shit. During the busy morning rush, when all the seats are occupied, some people just squat to shit and piss on the floor. After all, their waste ends up in the same place either way. There's no toilet paper and nowhere to wash your hands. As you survey the several people on the toilet, you're glad to see that most have brown stains in their underwear, from being unable to wipe after previous shits.

hii new pervert lurker here haha, I'm a trans guy and I'm really into pissing where i shouldnt to be dirty 😳 i bought some portable urinal bags online so i could piss in my bedroom when i get horny so i held my desperate piss in for hours after downing a big energy drink and a soda, squirming from how hard my tdick was and how bad i needed to pee, when I was nearly about to wet my pants i got one of the bags and did a loudy hissy piss into it, there was so much concentrated yellow pee inside that the absorbent lining struggled to soak it up, i rubbed my tdick on the warm bag and came soon after (used it later a second time and the smell was so strong i loved it)

Slobby girl roommate who sits butt naked on your pillows when you're not home, leaves sweaty ballsack prints, farts into your pillow and rubs her crusty hole aganist it 💞

Just came back from a party where I ate a lot of food I probably shouldn’t have (certain foods affect my guts in a major way because I have allergies). took a hot bath and it loosened me up so much… when I finally took a shit I laid absolute CABLE, it was such a long, snaking load that I had to push to get out of me. I was pleasantly surprised that my toilet was able to handle all of it, normally the water pressure isn’t to great… feeling much better. Definitely going to gas out my bedroom in the morning.