slob confessional

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i’ve developed super bad allergies and i cant stop sneezing and picking my nose… i wake up every morning completely congested with snot running down my face and i just sit there and eat it all >.< but all day my nose is running and i try to hide how much i pick and eat it

The way that my doctor instructed me to take miralax indefinitely and it's given me the most gigantic, dreamiest, and easiest shits I've ever had from it helping with my slow ass gut... And I shit daily instead of once or twice a week. And the sheer fucking gas that's constantly bubbling loudly both inside and out... The amount of times I've accidentally bloated my underwear from how easy it is... Hooooly shit. The fact that's my life now instead of waiting, it's like a nasty slobby brownseater's dream come true to me. If I really wanted to always go in my pants, it would be so, so easy.... 🤤🤤🤤 Having all this and friends telling me "good job" for using that real toilet around my waist, let's just say I haven't been feeling too bored recently

checked your little emoji list and i don't thiiink the one i want was there, unless i'm stupid and missed it ... but anyways, i've been having so much fun lately holding my bladder for as long as humanly possible and then just walking around my place just sloooowly dripping all over the floor and the furniture and anything i can rub myself on .... it makes the inevitable dam break so much more rewarding ugh

Imagine a public toilet which is just a long wooden bench with a series of holes set into it. People sit on the toilet side by side (with no dividers or privacy) and their shit and piss falls to the floor underneath. By the end of the day, the floor is smeared with shit and piss (plus the occasional cum) and some lucky staff have to clean it all up. And the holes are so close together that if two people are on the toilet next to each other and they're both chubby, their butts will be touching. It's a gender-neutral toilet, so there's plenty of different body types on display, from skinny femboys to muscular gym-going trans girls to fat middle-aged guys. All pissing, shitting and farting together, butts and genitals on public display. The smell is absolutely foul, especially late in the day when hundreds of people have emptied their bowels on the floor. Masturbating on the toilet is normal and encouraged. And some people even bring food with them and eat their breakfast or lunch while taking a shit. During the busy morning rush, when all the seats are occupied, some people just squat to shit and piss on the floor. After all, their waste ends up in the same place either way. There's no toilet paper and nowhere to wash your hands. As you survey the several people on the toilet, you're glad to see that most have brown stains in their underwear, from being unable to wipe after previous shits.

hii new pervert lurker here haha, I'm a trans guy and I'm really into pissing where i shouldnt to be dirty 😳 i bought some portable urinal bags online so i could piss in my bedroom when i get horny so i held my desperate piss in for hours after downing a big energy drink and a soda, squirming from how hard my tdick was and how bad i needed to pee, when I was nearly about to wet my pants i got one of the bags and did a loudy hissy piss into it, there was so much concentrated yellow pee inside that the absorbent lining struggled to soak it up, i rubbed my tdick on the warm bag and came soon after (used it later a second time and the smell was so strong i loved it)

Slobby girl roommate who sits butt naked on your pillows when you're not home, leaves sweaty ballsack prints, farts into your pillow and rubs her crusty hole aganist it 💞

Just came back from a party where I ate a lot of food I probably shouldn’t have (certain foods affect my guts in a major way because I have allergies). took a hot bath and it loosened me up so much… when I finally took a shit I laid absolute CABLE, it was such a long, snaking load that I had to push to get out of me. I was pleasantly surprised that my toilet was able to handle all of it, normally the water pressure isn’t to great… feeling much better. Definitely going to gas out my bedroom in the morning.

imagining getting married to a literal asshole 😍 a thick mistress with a huge swamp-ass kindly allows me to pledge my devotion to her hole in front of everyone we know. i'm wearing nothing but a collar and leash, while she's wearing a beautiful gown that opens in the back to show her fluttering pucker. i'm kneeling at the altar, and she's standing with her cheeks spread while i lovingly swear to rim my new spouse day and night and treat it like a god. in the weeks leading up to the ceremony she doesn't wash her hole at all, developing a thick layer of delicious sweat and funk. she also eats plenty of foods that make her gassy, so while i'm reading my vows she's just letting out loose puffs of gas that billow into my face. when it's time to say "i do," i stick my tongue into her asshole and french kiss it for all to see

it’s soooo nice when you have a post-cheese or egg fart and it makes your crotch all warm and toasty

i also love when gf burps in my ear bc she doesnt hold back at all. the burp is somehow always loud n deep n aggressive 😫

i will never get over how hot it is to have a woman lean in real close like shes abt to kiss you only to burp in your face instead 😵‍💫 gf does this regularly n then gets pouty if i don't react (because im still focused on kissing her)

Not gonna lie, I didn’t think I was into nose stuff at all when I first found your account. It wasn’t a hard no for me, just one of those things where I was like “eh doesn’t really do anything for me”

testosterone hair growth is making me ask myself daily if I'm growing more ass hair or didn't wipe thoroughly enough

Today I was making a guy I was flirting with super horny by burping a tonnnn like every few seconds and he was praising me from all of them. They all sounded really nasty and gutteral and it was honestly making me hard too 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 he also got to hear me fart a few times too - 🥵 anon