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Duncan is an over the ear headphones guy and Courtney is a earbuds girl
Do you guys see it tell me you do
THIS IS CANON CANON CANON
YAYAYA

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Guys hear me out
Duncan is an over the ear headphones guy and Courtney is a earbuds girl
Do you guys see it tell me you do
THIS IS CANON CANON CANON
YAYAYA

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Strange encounter..
Serenedy Week 2024- Day 3 (February 20th) - Mermaid Au
AOUAUAUAUAUAHHGAGHAAHIAHSHSHSH
THE CHOKEHOLD THESE TWO GAY FUCKS HAVE ON ME GRRRRAAARARARAAAA.
Feel free to ignore this, my friend dared me.
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Pairing: Doc & Lightning (NOT A SHIP!)
Summary: After Lightning McQueen wins his first Piston Cup, he gets invited to an end-of-the-season party. Unfortunately for Lightning, everyone is a bit too loud for him to handle.
Word Count: 3,834
A/N: Thought I try uploading a fan fic here! I finished this yesterday and posted it in ao3 but posting here might be fun, who knows 🤷♀️ Also this kind of sensory overload has happend to me before in class once. I just Hope this isn’t too ooc for Lightning, I just really like ADHD Lightning. Also I had no idea how to end this too so I hope the ending is fine.
Warnings: Sensory Overload, Drinking, Emetophobia (throwing up)
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YOU GUYS
YOU ARE MISSING THE POTENTIAL OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP HERE
IT COULD BE JUST LIKE THEM FR FR
I always saw Doc and Lightning and Doc having a father-son relationship. Consequently, Cruz is Lightning’s daughter now. They’re family, no questions asked. He’d call her “kiddo” like how Doc used to call him that.
YES EXACTLY!! YAYAYA!!

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Do NOT mess with Chica’s baby
I get whiplash everytime I remember Mater is way older than Lightning
I love drawing women in disgust
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Do you have any Duncney World Tour (excluding the cheating unless you're an angst girly 😭😭) headcannons??
Duncney sing a duet. It’s during the Niagara Brawls episode and Chris forces them to keep it positive. So the whole song is them reminiscing on their past and by the end of it it’s super awkward for them and Chris is smiling like the devil.
Duncney end up forming an alliance, just like Duncan wanted, but completely on Courtney’s terms and it stirs up emotions Duncan swore he didn’t have anymore.
They still win the wedding challenge and when Duncan tries the cake he tells Courtney it’s her favorite flavor— but the show cuts that part out and just shows how Courtney through him into the cake.
You know how everyone has to race up the Great Wall? Well, Duncney knew about it beforehand and fucked up everyone’s mode of transportation— but Chris saw and switched a bunch out last minute to fuck with them.
When Alejandro calls Courtney, “A mamacita in distress.” Duncan literally has to hold himself back from flipping out and covers it up by laughing at her.
When Chris shoves Courtney and Blaineley off the plane Duncan can’t held but pray that she’s okay— and he never prays.
I have werewolf Duncan but what I also need is vampire Alejandro
Should I write a Aleheather vampire au bc there’s like nothing
OKAY BUT LIKE
It would start out as like a normal day and then Al and some other ppl go out in the night and he gets bit or something and becomes a vampire
I LIKE IT WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS
Guys it’s cannon I’m gonna write it eheheh >:3
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
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i think tyra banks could do total drama and chris mclean could do top model. the difference is that in total drama all the campers very openly hate chris and in top model i'm pretty sure the models are contractually obligated to act like they love tyra like a mother

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You know what… if you wanna ship gweoff but you still love gidgette… polycule Is an option. New ship dynamic just dropped
Two beach loving blondes and their feral goth gf. They take her to the beach and she lays under a giant black umbrella and watches them surf. Geoff and Gwen host a Halloween bash, Bridgette and Gwen make vegan meals together, they all smoke weed
I’ve been out here discreetly being a gweoff warrior for a few years and no one cared, but the second I unlocked the threesome relationship now I get notifications for this post daily. I’m glad to know that that’s what was stopping everyone from fully committing to the ship- y’all just needed to know if Bridgette was also there lol
do not separate them
lame: duncan is the leader because he gets the most screentime in canon
also lame: geoff is the leader because he's the most extroverted
correct: dj is the leader because he's the only one with a bedframe
Dj the leader because he’s the only one who’s not a man child