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Pairing: Doc & Lightning (NOT A SHIP!)
Summary: After Lightning McQueen wins his first Piston Cup, he gets invited to an end-of-the-season party. Unfortunately for Lightning, everyone is a bit too loud for him to handle.
Word Count: 3,834
A/N: Thought I try uploading a fan fic here! I finished this yesterday and posted it in ao3 but posting here might be fun, who knows š¤·āāļø Also this kind of sensory overload has happend to me before in class once. I just Hope this isnāt too ooc for Lightning, I just really like ADHD Lightning. Also I had no idea how to end this too so I hope the ending is fine.
McQueen was being bombarded by lights, cameras, and people.
He had been doing great at races after the tiebreaker in California.
In fact, he just won a Piston Cup.
He was holding it in his arms as he answered the peopleās questions. People were asking him things left and right. After a while though, he started to drown them out a bit. Really he just wanted to go home.
Home. Funny isnāt it?
He was put into Radiators Springs against his will and now heās calling it home? Itās funny to him. He gave a small wave to Doc as he walked towards the press. When it came to finals like this, everybody in town came to watch him, and it made him smile.
āAlright, Alright settle down everyone. Iām sure heāll have plenty of time to answer your questions in the upcoming interviews.ā Doc said, pushing through the crowd to Lighting. Lightning smiled at him, and wrapped his arm around his, as they went to walk away. Lightning was grateful because the people were starting to get too loud and annoying.
He wanted to tell everyone to shut up for just a few seconds, but he couldnāt. He didnāt know when heād get that silence but hopefully, it was soon. Usually, he doesnāt mind the noise and people. In fact, he lives for it. But sometimes itās just too much.
Some of the people started to follow them, but Lightning shooed them away. Once it was just Doc and him, he let go of his arm.
āThanks.ā He said.
āNo problem.ā
Lightning looked over at his friends and ran into Sallyās arms.
āLightning you did amazing!ā She exclaimed, kissing him on the cheek. He let out a small giggle and said,
āThanks! Look at it!ā He jumped out of her arms to hold up the trophy.
āWow, itās bigger than I thought.ā She said, looking at it.
Lightning did a little jump and then showed the rest of his friends.
āWell gosh darn Lightning! You actually did it this time!ā Mater yelled, holding up his hand. Lightning smacked it and let out a small laugh.
āYeah, no need to push cars to the finish line this time, so I got the win pretty easy.ā He says smirking. Mater laughs and pats Lightningās shoulder. āWeāre gonna have a big celebration when you get back!ā Mater shakes McQueen a bit, to show his excitement.
āYeah, baby!ā Lightning yells. Mater runs off for a second and Doc walks over to Lightning.
āIām proud of you kid. Honestly. You did good.ā He ruffles Lightingās hair with a chuckle.
āThanks.ā Lightning says.
Sally walks over.
āWe gotta go now Lightning. See you tomorrow.ā She kisses his lips and fixes his hair a bit.
āLove you.ā He says.
āLove you too.ā She says. āSee ya Doc.ā She says waving.
His friends start to leave and itās just him and Doc. He looks up at him for a moment, wondering what to do next. He heard people start to walk up to him. He rolled his eyes and let out a small groan before turning around and smiling.
āLightning! Lightning McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!ā People started yelling from all angles.
āWhatās up?!ā
āDo the thing!ā Someone shouted.
āYou mean this?ā He swung his head around at the perfect angels so that his earrings flashed and shined. Doc stood behind him with his arms crossed.
āHudson! Hudson Hornet!ā Some people shouted and tried to get his attention. And soon everyone was talking, and it was hard for Lighting to hear what people were saying let alone process it.
āWhat?ā Was being said a lot. His hands clenched and released his pants. He played with them as he was bombarded with questions. It was starting to annoy him. The fact that he couldnāt hear anyone clearly.
āHow do you feel after winning your first Piston Cup?!ā Someone asked.
āHow do I feel? I feel amazing! Iām so grateful that I won this!ā He yelled over everyone, bouncing on his tippy toes. Suddenly he was being dragged away by Doc, but the people still followed him.
āUh, more details tomorrow.ā He nodded while smiling.
āWhere are you heading now?ā Another person asks.
āTo a hotel!ā āHe was pushed in front of the door of the car. He opened it and got in. And immediately rolled down the window.
āIāll see you all tomorrow to answer more questions. Kachow!ā He flashed his earring and gave the crowd finger guns.
āHey, kid!ā Mack yelled, running over to the door. Lightning turned his attention towards him.
āWhatās up?ā
āSome of the other racers are throwing this end-of-the-season party or something. They used to do it all the time I guess. Anyways, they were wondering if youāre going.ā Mack asked, leaning on the door.
āWhat tonight?ā
āYeah. Itās starting pretty soon. Itās just gonna be the racers and some of the pit crews.ā
āUhm..ā Lightning bounced his leg up and down as he thought about it. On one hand, he wanted to just go to sleep. But on the other hand, He did just win his first Piston Cup. Whatās an end-of-the-season party without the Piston Cup winner?
āTell them Iām going.ā He says smiling.
āNice. Okay, see you later kid!ā Mack yells, walking away and waving. Lighting waves to everybody while he rolls up the window. Once he canāt hear anybody he sighs. He looks over at Doc.
Lightning couldnāt describe Docās face in one word. Or emotion.
He looked concerned, but also disappointed in his answer.
āWhat?ā Lightning asked.
āYou sure you wanna go to this party, kid? You looked a bit exhausted out there.ā
āYeah! Yeah, Iāll be fine. I wanna go.ā
āOkay then. Do you know where it is?ā
āUhhh no.ā He pulls out his phone and texts Mack.
āItās at some bar they rented out. Here.ā Lightning showed Doc and he nodded. Lightning put his phone away and slouched a bit.
Music played softly in the background. Lightning kinda wanted to turn it off, but he decided not to. It would make him look weird and only worry Doc more. He closed his eyes and let out a sigh.
āYou okay, Lightning?ā Doc asked. Lightning snapped his eyes open.
āIām fine.ā He said sternly. And by that Doc knew he shouldnāt talk anymore. Lightning closed his eyes again. The more the music played, the more he didnāt really care. He drowned it out pretty easily. He almost fell asleep when he heard Doc say,
āWeāre here.ā
Lightning opened his eyes and sat up. The neon light of the sign glowed brightly. Lightning stepped out of the car.
āListen, kid, I know they got drinks in there and everything, but donāt get too wasted alright?ā
āOkay old man, whatever you say.ā He says with a smirk. Doc chuckles and shakes his head as they walk up to the doors. Right before Lighting goes to open it, Doc stops him and puts his hand on his shoulder.
āYouāre 21 right?ā Lightning rolls his eyes and laughs a bit.
āYes. Yes, I am.ā
āYou got your ID?ā Lightning pulls it out of his pocket and shows it to him.
āAlright, just making sure.ā Lighting opens the door and everyone goes quiet for a moment when they see who walked in.
Then everyone starts cheering and clapping and Lightning knew he was gonna regret this. But despite that, he shouts.
He watches Doc walk away somewhere else before going up to everybody else. He gives them high fives while making his way to the bar. He jumps on a stool.
āBeer please.ā He says sliding his ID on the table with a smirk. The bartender nods and turns away to get one.
A racer walks over to him.
āSo, Piston Cup winner eh? Kinda nice to see someone other than The King win one.ā
āOh yeah? Thatās nice.ā Lightning says, not really knowing how to respond.
āYouāre still quite the rookie arenāt you?ā
āWell technically, not anymore. But the stripes only came off my car like last season. So yeah, I guess you could say so.ā He says, grabbing the beer that was just handed to him and taking a sip.
āYeah, I guess so. Youāre pretty good for how young you are.ā
āThanks.ā
āOkay shut up, it's my turn to talk to the legend, Lightning McQueen!ā Another racer says to the other one. He rolls his eyes.
āAlright, whatever.ā He gets a drink, and Lightning turns his attention to the racer who just appeared.
āSo, how cool is it having the Fabulous Hudson Hornet as your crew chief?ā He asks him.
āHow is it? Itās pretty great. Heās pretty funny, but he knows how to get me in the game y'know. He really helps me.ā Lightning says, taking a last chug of his first drink and patting the table.
āHey, another one please.ā
āSo no more flying solo huh?ā The racer asks with a laugh. Lightning laughs along and shakes his head.
āYeah, no. I found a good team.ā He says, looking at Doc and waving rapidly. Doc looks over and gives him a small slow wave.
āWhoa buddy, you finished that first drink quickly.ā The first racer says.
āHm? Oh yeah.ā He says, chuckling a bit. He continues sipping out of the cup with his straw. The racers went off to talk to other people. Lightning brings his fists up to his face and slightly covers his ears. Itās pretty loud in here. He bounces his leg up and down on the stool chair as he finishes his second cup.
āAnother one please.ā He says. He knows he shouldnāt drink too much, but itās really good.
Doc looks over at him and sees him drinking his third cup. Hands over his ears and a bouncing leg. This kid really canāt stop moving, can he?
Doc shakes his head and takes a sip of his wine.
āI swear this kid is driving me nuts. He never stops moving. Iām surprised he can fall asleep at night.ā He says to the other crew chiefs, which results in a group of laughter.
Other racers start coming up to Lightning and talking to him. The more people talk to him, the more the little guy in his head runs around telling him to leave. Where itās quiet. But he ignores it and just keeps talking and ordering more drinks. He laughs along with the people who tell him funny things and has great conversations with them. Except heās getting drunk. And the more he gets drunk, the more careless and reckless he gets. He starts tuning out people and then yelling random things when he tunes back in. No matter how much he tunes out the people taking, he can always hear the buzz and mumbling of everybody.
He remembered someone was talking to him and turned his head towards him. He felt dizzy doing that. He rubbed the bridge of his nose a few times.
āYou good?ā
āY-yeah.ā He responds, nodding.
āAnother one.ā He says, hand reaching out.
āThis is like your 9th one.ā The bartender says.
āI donāt care.ā
āAnyways, I heardā¦ā Lightning tuned him out as he stared at the table. His head was pounding. He felt sweaty and his eyes keep unfocusing. He saw as the next cup of beer was placed in front of him. He moves his mouth over to the straw to drink it before his hand slipped off his cheek and he almost bashed his head into the cup. He sits up and his stomach churns. He feels a weird warm feeling creep up his throat and immediately stands up.
āSorry. Where's the bathroom?ā He asked, stumbling to catch his footing. The bartender pointed to the back, and Lightning nodded. He rushed over to the bathroom, hitting tables the entire way there. Doc watched as Lighting stumbled towards the bathrooms.
āIāll be right back.ā He says, standing up and walking over to the bathroom. He opened the door slowly and heard soft sobs, and some coughing.
āLightning?ā
āDoc?ā
āYea it's me, kid. Are you okay?ā
āI drank too much.ā Then he threw up again. Doc walked to the stall where Lightning was and sat down next to him.
Lightning's face was a mess, he had tears running down his face, and there was drool on his chin. Doc sighed and rubbed his back.
āI told you not to drink too much.ā He says.
āI know.ā Lightning let out a sob.
āAre you done throwing up?ā
āI think so.ā Doc grabs Lightning some toilet paper and throws it at him.
āHere. Clean your face.ā Lightning grabs the toilet paper and wipes his mouth and face. He throws the toilet paper in the toilet and flushes it. Lightning stares at the toilet as it flushes.
āI never liked throwing up.ā He says.
āCome here.ā Lightning turns towards Doc and hugs him.
āThatās what you get for drinking so much.ā
āOh shut up.ā Lightning says with a chuckle. He buried his face into Docās chest, and Doc rubs his back.
āWhyād you drink so much? Just reckless teen behavior or for a reason?ā
āIām not a teen.ā
āYou know what I mean.ā Lightning goes silent for a moment. Doc wondered if he was gonna answer him or not. He opened his mouth to ask again but Lightning said,
āIt was too loud.ā
āI thought so. Whyād you come?ā
āBecause I won.ā
āLet me tell you, son, with the number of races I won, I rarely went to parties let alone get super drunk.ā
āWow, you were even boring at my age.ā Lightning laughs, and Doc shakes his head.
āSo, you gonna explain the whole, too loud thing?ā Doc asked. Lightning sighed and said,
āThatās the thing. I donāt really know how to explain it. Like- everybody is talking yāknow. And everyone has the moment when things are too loud, but this is where itās different. For other people, when itās too loud, it gives them a headache or hurts their ears. For me, it drives me crazy. It echoes in my brain, and it overwhelms me. And then I just want everybody to be quiet so I can have, I donāt know, a moment of peace or something.ā He takes a deep breath.
Doc nods.
āI see. What that is kiddo, is a sensory overload.ā
āAnd how do you know that?ā
āRed told me before.ā
āHow? He canāt talk.ā Lightning asks, sitting up.
āSign language kid.ā Doc waves his hands around and wiggles his fingers.
āOh.ā He says, tapping his leg with his fingers.
āWhy donāt we leave? We can go to the hotel where itās nice and quiet, and you can relax and stuff alright?ā Lightning nods, and hides his face, embarrassed. Why? He really doesnāt know.
āYouāre- Youāre not gonna tell them the true reason, are you?ā
āNo, I donāt have to.ā
āOkay.ā Lightning nods, and grabs Docās hand to stand up.
āCan you walk straight?ā Lightning wobbles on his feet before walking to Doc, zig-zagging and tripling on the way there.
āYeah no.ā He grabs Lightningās arm and drags him out of the bathroom. Lightning winced once they left the room. He leaned his head against Docās arm.
āWe gotta go now. Have a great rest of your night.ā Doc said to everyone, knowing that not everyone could hear it. It didnāt matter. The only thing that mattered was getting Lightning out of there. They stepped outside and were greeted with crisp air. Lightning shivered.
āItās cold out here.ā
āI know,ā Doc said, turning on the car and opening the door. He helped Lighting in before getting on his side.
Doc turned the car on immediately and put the heat on. He muted the radio and looked at Lightning.
āTry going to sleep okay? Iāll wake you up when we get to the hotel.ā
āMkay.ā Lightning mumbled softly, closing his eyes and curling up slightly. He rested his head against the car seat. He fidgeted with his pants as he tried to fall asleep. A little shopping trip wonāt hurt. Doc thought. He made it to the store and rested his hand on Lightningās shoulders.
āHey kid,ā he whispered. Lightning tried to shoo his hand away from his shoulders, his eyes still shut. āKid listen. Iām going into the store real quick. You can stay in the car. Iāll be right back.ā Lightning nodded as Doc left the car.
He locked the doors and walked up to the store. He went towards the back of the store. He looked at all the headphones before picking up some noise-canceling ones. He went to the checkout line and waited for the lady to scan the headphones. When she did, he asked,
āDo you think you could open those for me here? The kid is already overwhelmed, and I don't think that opening those would make it any better.ā
āOf course, but I need the money first.ā Doc nodded with a small sigh. He gave the lady a 50-dollar bill. Of course, there were better, more expensive headphones out there, but these ones seemed good enough for Lightning. The lady printed a receipt and gave it to him. While she looked for a box knife.
She found one and cut the box open. She took the headphones out of the packaging and put them in a bag, alongside the box.
āThere you go.ā She handed Doc the bag.
āThank you.ā He said, taking it.
āYouāre welcome, have a nice night!ā
āYou too,ā Doc said, walking away. He walked out of the store and back to his car. He hopped in and took the headphones out, setting the bag in the back seat.
āHey Lightning, are you awake?ā
āBarelyā¦ā he mumbled.
āI got you these noise-canceling headphones. Theyāre supposed to help with this stuff.ā He whispered. Lightning looked over and gently grabbed them. He put them on his head.
āThanks.ā
āYouāre welcome,ā Doc said, starting the car. Which Lightning didnāt have a reaction towards. Lightning laid his head back down on the seat, facing the window.
Doc turned some music on because if he was being honest, it was too quiet for him. The volume was low, but at least he had something to tap his fingers to.
They made it to the hotel and Doc shook Lightning gently again.
āLightning.ā He looked over,
āWhat..?ā He mumbled, taking the headphones off.
āWeāre at the hotel.ā Lightning nodded and got out of the car. Doc grabbed the store bag and left the car too. Lightning put the headphones back on and held Docās hand as they walked in. They made it to their room. Lightning immediately plopped on his bed. Doc meanwhile, got some cold water and shoved it in McQueenās face.
āDrink it.ā He said. Lightning stared at him for a moment before realizing what he wanted. He took the cup and drank some water. It felt good down his throat. He sighed and nodded. Doc turned the light off, so the only thing illuminating the hotel room was the bathroom light.
āIām gonna get ready for bed.ā He said, making sure Lightning could read his lips if he knew how to.
Doc got into pajamas and walked into his bed.
āDonāt stay up too late, okay? Get some sleep. Goodnight Lightning.ā Lightning watched him as he got into the bed and talked. Lightning understood some of what he said.
āGoodnight.ā He said back. He drank some more water and looked around for something to do. He found a notepad and pen and grabbed them. He laid on the edge of his bed and started drawing.
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Doc opened his eyes and rubbed them. He stretched and looked at the clock. It was 8:45. Not bad he thought. He looked over at Lightningās bed. He still had his racing suit on. The headphones were right next to him, and he laid on the edge of the bed, a pen near his hand. Doc got up to go to the bathroom. When he was done he grabbed the notepad and looked at it. There were a bunch of sloppy drawings of Lightning himself. Some drawing attempts at his car. And a few of Doc. That made him smile. He looked down at Lightning and watched him for a bit. His back rose and fell as he breathed. His hair looked like a mess. His mouth was slightly open so there was no doubt there was drool there. Doc looked away and put the notepad on the desk.
He turned the Tv on, making sure the volume was low. He clicked through the channels before stopping on a racing one. It talked about yesterdayās race and upcoming interviews with Lightning. Doc smiled and kept looking through the channels. He found a show that looked interesting and started to watch it. Really he was just waiting for Lightning to wake up, so they could get breakfast. Doc managed to watch almost one episode of his show before he heard Lightning groan.
He rubbed his eyes and yawned.
āUgh⦠I have a headache.ā He mumbled. āWhat time is it..?ā He looked at Doc. Doc looked at the clock.
ā9:16.ā He replied. Lightning nodded and slammed his head back into the blanket.
āHow you feeling, rookie?ā
āOkay.ā He said. āMy head hurts. Also I'm not a rookie anymore.ā
āEh whatever,ā Doc shrugged. āYou want some medicine or something?ā
āYeaā¦ā
Doc got up and went through his bag. He pulled out some aspirin he had packed.
āHere.ā He threw the bottle at McQueen. Which hit his arm. He lifted his head up and grabbed the bottle. He opened it up and took some. He popped them in his mouth, and threw the bottle back at Doc.
āWater.ā Lightning said, rolling on the bed to the nightstand. He found his cup from last night with a little bit of water in it. He drank it.
āWanna go get breakfast?ā Doc asked Lightning.
āSure.ā He shrugged. They got ready for the day, before heading out.
āOh, bring those. You never know when youāll need them.ā Doc pointed to the headphones.
āI think you can connect your phone to it and play music through them.ā Lightning shrugged with a slight smile, and put them around his neck. The two men made it to a restaurant and ordered breakfast. Doc had eggs and sausage, while Lightning had pancakes.
āSo, did those headphones work well?ā Doc asked him.
āYep.ā Lightning says, smiling.
āGood.ā Doc says, with a small smile.
āUh..ā Lightning started, fidgeting with his fingers.
āThank you for these. I donāt know if I said that already. But, I like these a lot.ā He said.
āNo problem kid. Just wanna make sure youāre not too upset yāknow.ā
āYeah. Thanks for that.ā Lightning says, smiling.
Lightning doesnāt know what heād do without Doc now. Heās surprised he'd lived so long without him. He grazed his fingers on the headphones, and smiled even more. He looked down at his pancakes and began to eat them.
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Thanks for reading! (if you did)
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I always saw Doc and Lightning and Doc having a father-son relationship. Consequently, Cruz is Lightningās daughter now. Theyāre family, no questions asked. Heād call her ākiddoā like how Doc used to call him that.
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Do you have any Duncney World Tour (excluding the cheating unless you're an angst girly šš) headcannons??
Duncney sing a duet. Itās during the Niagara Brawls episode and Chris forces them to keep it positive. So the whole song is them reminiscing on their past and by the end of it itās super awkward for them and Chris is smiling like the devil.
Duncney end up forming an alliance, just like Duncan wanted, but completely on Courtneyās terms and it stirs up emotions Duncan swore he didnāt have anymore.
They still win the wedding challenge and when Duncan tries the cake he tells Courtney itās her favorite flavorā but the show cuts that part out and just shows how Courtney through him into the cake.
You know how everyone has to race up the Great Wall? Well, Duncney knew about it beforehand and fucked up everyoneās mode of transportationā but Chris saw and switched a bunch out last minute to fuck with them.
When Alejandro calls Courtney, āA mamacita in distress.ā Duncan literally has to hold himself back from flipping out and covers it up by laughing at her.
When Chris shoves Courtney and Blaineley off the plane Duncan canāt held but pray that sheās okayā and he never prays.
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980ā²s.Ā The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.Ā Ā
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.Ā Ā
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.Ā Ā
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, itās pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.Ā Ā
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.Ā Ā
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.Ā Ā
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.Ā Ā
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent.Ā (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)Ā Ā
It worked!Ā Ā
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because itās unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.Ā Ā
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them.Ā (This would not work with real eggs because he canāt sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird.Ā White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he canāt retire while Walnut is alive.Ā (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)Ā Ā
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the āthis content has been removed for violating Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
i think tyra banks could do total drama and chris mclean could do top model. the difference is that in total drama all the campers very openly hate chris and in top model i'm pretty sure the models are contractually obligated to act like they love tyra like a mother
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You know what⦠if you wanna ship gweoff but you still love gidgette⦠polycule Is an option. New ship dynamic just dropped
Two beach loving blondes and their feral goth gf. They take her to the beach and she lays under a giant black umbrella and watches them surf. Geoff and Gwen host a Halloween bash, Bridgette and Gwen make vegan meals together, they all smoke weed
Iāve been out here discreetly being a gweoff warrior for a few years and no one cared, but the second I unlocked the threesome relationship now I get notifications for this post daily. Iām glad to know that thatās what was stopping everyone from fully committing to the ship- yāall just needed to know if Bridgette was also there lol