get off the road as quickly as you can

1. Thoughts on Bob wearing a wedding band in the pilot?? I guess John probably just forgot to take it off but it still had me wanting to chew glass over here (it’s at the 1:01:01 mark if you’ve got the first two episodes as one movie length episode)

2. Thoughts on the possibility of him having even the tiniest amount of chest hair every time we see him with his flight suit unzipped?? I’ve had my laptop inches away from my face during every one of these instances and I’ve convinced myself it’s just smudges of dirt but the hope is still driving me insane 🙃

1. LOLLL his ass was always forgetting to take that off, there’s two or three Night Court episodes in which Dan is suddenly inexplicably married 🤔🤔 And I swear I just saw a clip or photo from another project where he was wearing a wedding ring as an unmarried character, but now I can’t remember what show/movie and it’s gonna drive me crazy…

The concept of married!Bob thoughhh. That last ep when he’s like “well I was thinking about going back to school 🤓 but I don’t know 🥺” goofy lanky kid Bobby going off to war and coming back bigger and stronger yet less sure of his place in the world oughhh he’s husband 2 me