i dont really know what kind of girl i am

[pretty normal woman] i feel like don draper

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

^^^

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

see if cytherea is supposed to be the villain then why did she cradle gideon’s head in her lap and say “oh good girl you poor baby you magnificent creature just keep going. you were incredible. astonishing.” and then kiss her on the forehead???? checkmate liberals.

me, insane: here’s how cytherea and gideon can still kissy kiss-

astonishes me that people are able to do character analysis on that cytherea post instead of being blinded by horniness