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dykeseinfeld

omgcp characters as songs from GUTS <3

all-american bitch: bitty <3

bad idea right?: holster

vampire: holster

lacy: holster

ballad of a homeschooled girl: holster

making the bed: holster

logical: holster

get him back!: holster

love is embarrassing: holster

the grudge: holster

pretty isn't pretty: holster

teenage dream: holster

dykeseinfeld

omgcp characters as songs from SOUR

brutal: jack

traitor: parse

drivers license: parse

1 step forward, 3 steps back: parse

deja vu: parse

good 4 u: parse

enough for you: parse

happier: parse

jealousy, jealousy: parse

favorite crime: parse

hope ur ok: parse

jethroq

dialectics

deadseacorpse

homoqueerjewhobbit

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

biglawbear

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary

imyourbadjew

do you think clouds in the sky are inherently beautiful or is it just because it’s our clouds in our sky

#would this be beautiful to someone from venus #idk.

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damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#applied to a bunch of jobs now i’m heading to the beach

dogpuppy

#percy jackson

cluelesscher

I think annabeth is smart n will make an amazing architect but she has learning difficulties n is obviously out of touch due to being raised in this alternative society (can I call it that?) where there r gods n monsters like she would NOTTT have an easy time fitting into corporate america or working within a 9-5 structure. she will be up for a week straight completely sucked into a project but can’t keep up with her email inbox to save her life (n she TRIES)

#there’s a reason quintus could only find a job at chb #i think it’s fucking hard to hold down an office job when middle of the day you have to fight off a three headed goat or whatever

iloveprozac

i saw the 1st one and it reminded me exactly of donald groves and then i just kept going so here is whatever this is. Sorry if any of them have been done before

#she WILL make it out of poopville

cart-a-hearts

Back with more Oz Cat au doodles,,

#PLEASE

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dre759

Know your marxist terms!

- adventurism: having adventures :)

- dogmatism: dog autism :)

- revisionism: looking at things in a new way :)

- maoism: mao's theories :)

- metaphysics: comprehensive physics :)

okdidireallyneedtoknow

What if you were in JAIL and you were BISEXUAL and you KISSED YOUR CRUSH for the FIRST TIME but then you got CAUGHT by THE COPS and your crush was DRUNK so he tried to FIGHT THEM and then he got sent to THE HOLE for a MONTH and you RELAPSED on your ALCOHOLISM and then he finally came back and you tried to kiss him again and he REJECTED YOU and you FELL DOWN in front of everyone and they all LAUGHED and then you went to the gym and you saw him hanging out with your RAPIST and your crush told you that he NEVER LOVED YOU and he got you to fall in love with him as a TRICK and then you got BOTH YOUR ARMS AND LEGS BROKEN.

#literally most evil plotline ever #it’s worse than this it’s so much worse #they raped his fucking mind his heart it’s insane. it’s near unwatchable

imposterzoe

okdidireallyneedtoknow

#just got to chris’ first betrayal again #what is WRONG WITH HIM #genuinely. horrific

beardedmrbean

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urie

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

#no #we have an amazing sex ed curriculum tbh #they do have to spend one day in abstinence but you get everything else and it’s taught by other students #so they get something on their college resume and so it’s always like funny

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

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