your cat was an honor to see in the window

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

she just invited anyone

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

I love north american river otters, they're always looking and seeing too.

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

if someone is flirting with me i need them to literally say "i'm flirting with you" or else i'm just like wow they're nice.

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak