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When he was a baby, he REFUSED to walk. Not that he couldn't, but he knew that if he didn't that mommy and daddy would eventually buckle and carry him to where ever he needs to go

He was a cuddle fiend. All day, every day baby/toddler shane wanted snuggles and hugs.

Buuuutttt, only from Yuna and David. He would get upset when other people hugged him especially without permission

Because of Shane's cuddling addiction, David got really into baby wearing for a few months. He had the upper body strength to do it without problem, and it made his shanebug happy + take his naps better, but he had to stop doing it as often when his paternity leave was over

Much like a cat, while he loved attention, when he was done cuddling, he was DONE cuddling

Shane was quite the picky eater (he still is in adulthood, lol), he didn't take well to solid for multiple months because all he wanted was milk

At first, he didn't like playing hockey/skating (assuming Yuna and David put him in lessons the second he could walk, and let's be honest, they totally did) because it was too cold, too much physical activity, and too much noise, but after 2-4 times going to the rink, he started to love it!

I know that boy would munch up Auntie Anne's chedder bunnies after school

I feel like middle school would be around the time his relationship with food started to get more complicated and he lost his childhood fluffiness. Maybe due to bullying, probably at hockey but maybe also at school.

you think you can just blow out your candle and call it a day, hollander? you think you're just checking a box because ilya bugged you into submitting to a cake with a candle in the first place? no. ilya has a Vision for this domestic scenario, and you are NOT going to ruin it for him. do it again. make a better wish this time. make one you actually mean.

"you don't even know WHAT i wished"

"you barely closed your eyes at all. a good wish would take longer. make a better one."

"dude, this is MY birthday. i get to make a shitty wish if i want to."