The Punchiest of Mangoes

playlist for twilight but it’s carlisle and aro vs esme

Best Thing I Never Had - Beyonce

Gives You Hell - All American Rejects 

Teenage Dream - Katy Perry

Dontcha - Pussycat Dolls 

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley 

Baby - Justin Bieber 

I Think We’re Alone Now - Tiffany 

Dirrty - Xtina

I’ll Make Love To You - Boyz II Men

Naughty Girl - Beyonce

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion 

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So! Shape-shifter Esme! Because we love wolf cuddles now don’t we? And what’s better than the most gentle woman ever? I did some brainstorming while drawing this, so here’s some thoughts because obviously for this to be possible some things would have to be different (like, last I checked, Esme wasn’t a Quileute, so, lore change inbound? I guess?)

Shape-shifting is a gene you are born with, in some families it’s passive for generations before it shows itself again. While it happens to many, it’s never talked about and unless you live in a family where it is accepted and the gene not as passive, it’s a solitary life.

Esme phased at seventeen, and as the gene was passive for many generations in her family, she lived a solitary life for a while.

If you want to include the rest of the Cullens, you could argue that Esme sought out phased teens/young adults like her who were cast from their families for whatever reason and took them under her wing.

She’s very gentle and very aware of her own strength. For a wolf she’s rather small but this matches her human height.

She has a tendency to affectionately nuzzle Carlisle, if he lets her.

Her fur coat is slightly longer, resembling her hair as a human. The tail is rather thin but the fur makes it look a lot thicker than it is.

Carlisle: I’d really rather you didn—

Tim: So, Carl, what brings you to this neck of the woods?

Carlisle: Really, I prefer to go by my full name—

Tim: Don’t get me wrong, Carl, we’re happy to have you, but with your skill level, you could be anywhere in the world.

Carlisle, sighing: Tim, please, Carlisle is my name and identity.

Tim: Though I know the job market these days is tough, Carl, so we’re incredibly grateful—

Carlisle, interrupting for the first time in his life, his anger boiling over: THAT IS IT! IT IS DR. CULLEN TO YOU, TIM. No more Mr. Nice Carl—Carlisle.

Carlisle (Addressing the whole hospital, who have stopped to stare at his outburst): From now on, it is Dr. Cullen or Carlisle only, do you hear me?

Carlisle, after storming off to his office to text Esme: They keep trying to call me Carl!

Carlisle: