actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!
Mom How Do I
Dad How Do I
i got a New Planner which means that i will suddenly and miraculously become organized despite this technique never having worked in the past
by Talos this can't be happening
She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself
Oh no…

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new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric
This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.
actually fuck this *joins the muppets*
You guys have a "train of thought"? Like, it's on rails and shit? Going straight ahead into a predestined destination?
I've got a roomba of thought. It can move straight ahead but as soon as it bumps into something, it'll turn around and start moving into a brand new, completely random direction.
@thebibliosphere
Spinning ineffectively in circles, wearing a hole in the rug, and beeping in distress when I inevitably roll over something I’m not supposed to and all my gears grind to a halt.
@bunjywunjy , why would you hide this in the tags
ADHD in "distract" mode v. ADHD in "hyperfocus" mode.
And a lot of the thoughts have knives taped to them.
My train of thought is Stabby the Roomba.

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Merry DL6-mas, Miles Edgeworth. A boy who loses everything in the blink of an eye, grows up and finds what he lost, once again. (sorry for the late post this was a Christmas piece!)
jacob black who takes care of his disabled father, gets no help from literally any-fucking-body, took care of his–let’s be real–suicidal best friend after the guy he warned her would do some fucked up shit to her did (you guessed it) some fucked up shit to her, carried her home after he had to fish her ass out of the fucking ocean and give her cpr, carved her a little wolf pendant, gave her a dreamcatcher to keep the nightmares at bay, was her only confidant and friend during the worst period of her life, was the one who fixed up the truck she was gifted when she got to forks, let her use him as a radiator so she wouldn’t die of hypothermia in the snow, let edward’s family call him anything and everything they wanted to both to his face and behind his back, was dealing with sam’s constant antagonizing and fighting his own fucking birth right, fought so hard to keep his best friend alive and breathing, fought so hard to keep his tribe and the other werewolves safe in a war he didn’t start and didn’t fucking want to be a part of in the first place, but fought in because he loved his best friend
and y’all wanna talk shit and forget all that
twilight but the love triangle is actually aro, carlisle and esme and the soundtracks consist of beyoncé, katy perry and the glee cast. who does human carlisle choose between vampire husband aro and werewolf wife esme???
playlist for twilight but it’s carlisle and aro vs esme
Best Thing I Never Had - Beyonce
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Dontcha - Pussycat Dolls
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Baby - Justin Bieber
I Think We’re Alone Now - Tiffany
Dirrty - Xtina
I’ll Make Love To You - Boyz II Men
Naughty Girl - Beyonce
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Marry You - Glee Cast
Please Tumblr, keep the quality in tact, please
So! Shape-shifter Esme! Because we love wolf cuddles now don’t we? And what’s better than the most gentle woman ever? I did some brainstorming while drawing this, so here’s some thoughts because obviously for this to be possible some things would have to be different (like, last I checked, Esme wasn’t a Quileute, so, lore change inbound? I guess?)
Shape-shifting is a gene you are born with, in some families it’s passive for generations before it shows itself again. While it happens to many, it’s never talked about and unless you live in a family where it is accepted and the gene not as passive, it’s a solitary life.
Esme phased at seventeen, and as the gene was passive for many generations in her family, she lived a solitary life for a while.
If you want to include the rest of the Cullens, you could argue that Esme sought out phased teens/young adults like her who were cast from their families for whatever reason and took them under her wing.
She’s very gentle and very aware of her own strength. For a wolf she’s rather small but this matches her human height.
She has a tendency to affectionately nuzzle Carlisle, if he lets her.
Her fur coat is slightly longer, resembling her hair as a human. The tail is rather thin but the fur makes it look a lot thicker than it is.
Initially she hid the fact that she’s a shape-shifter from Carlisle. The first time she shifted in front of him was in protection, possibly because Aro said/did something that did not sit well with her. It would have been entirely instinctive as Esme is self-conscious and rather good at keeping her patience.
you think people call carlisle Carl?
Some random guy at the hospital, probably named Tim or smth: so Carlisle, can I call you Carl?
Carlisle: I’d really rather you didn—
Tim: So, Carl, what brings you to this neck of the woods?
Carlisle: Really, I prefer to go by my full name—
Tim: Don’t get me wrong, Carl, we’re happy to have you, but with your skill level, you could be anywhere in the world.
Carlisle, sighing: Tim, please, Carlisle is my name and identity.
Tim: Though I know the job market these days is tough, Carl, so we’re incredibly grateful—
Carlisle, interrupting for the first time in his life, his anger boiling over: THAT IS IT! IT IS DR. CULLEN TO YOU, TIM. No more Mr. Nice Carl—Carlisle.
Carlisle (Addressing the whole hospital, who have stopped to stare at his outburst): From now on, it is Dr. Cullen or Carlisle only, do you hear me?
Carlisle, after storming off to his office to text Esme: They keep trying to call me Carl!
Esme: I know, dear.
Emmett the moment Carlisle gets home from work: so how did the first day go, Carl?
Carlisle:
UN charter says it’s a crime against humanity calling him Carl, you’re all getting arrested soon.
The Cullens have violated the Geneva Convention before that won’t stop ‘em
Esme Cullano calls Carlisle Cullano Carl. Or more accurately, Caaaaahl. The end
everyone say hello to Hamlet, Prince of Spades another shakespeare playing card sticker design

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remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else