Faking Competent

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

FUCK YEAH.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

I’m sorry but Dracula prentending to be his own coachman it’s still taking be out

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something

I call them my specimens because they’re the men who are special to me.

And because I kidnapped them to experiment on.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich