Lets Get Into The ‘Itty bitty’

@beemovieerotica

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

If you cut off a chicken's head, it can still walk around for a few minutes before dying. If you cut off a chicken's legs, it cannot

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish