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stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK