So many amazing quotes in this
"When it comes to pizza, America took the recipe and said 'what if we made it illegal for your arteries to survive this?'"
"American pizza, that's not amore. That's a full emotional support system covered in cheese."
"In America they give you something that looks like it survived a car crash with happiness. It's thick, it's greasy, it's disrespectful. And that's why it's amazing."
"Italian pizza is romance but American pizza is self care. That's therapy. That's a God cheat day."
"Sorry Nonna I will still kiss your hand, but I'm ordering Domino's."













