WHY AM I HERE

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you

This fact is true

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

practicing my hot weather affirmations. You are not evil, you are just sweating. You do not hate your friends you are just walking down a street with no shade. You aren’t anger incarnate, you just need a glass of water.

Pond horsey

Chip used to escape into the pine barrens and go in ponds to eat yellow pond lilies. This brings back memories.