WHY AM I HERE

its just funny to me that not only is Yami Bakura shown as computer proficient but that due to happenstance and time period he is one of the only characters ever shown to be computer proficient. it's a good quality for the ancient spirit inside a cursed artifact to have. who taught him that

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you

This fact is true

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

practicing my hot weather affirmations. You are not evil, you are just sweating. You do not hate your friends you are just walking down a street with no shade. You aren’t anger incarnate, you just need a glass of water.