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"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema.

seanfmcguire

BEST. SWORD FIGHT. EVER.

musicalhell

Let’s be honest, this is how I would sword fight.

rozunderpressure

@warmageragnar Lewis Vs Otranto, a realistic version.

redscullyrevival

#what on earth is this?

The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, and the amazing Glynis Johns, and Angela Lansbury and it is all around a fun time.

spotweld

All kidding aside, watch Basil Rathbone’s foot work. He knows fencing, and sets up the form even though he’s still playing up the stage blows for Danny Kaye to flail at for comedic effect.

theimpossiblescheme

Okay, but I need to talk about this because it’s even funnier if you know the context... Basil Rathbone was one of the greatest swordsmen in Hollywood history. Which is why he almost never won any of his onscreen fights–he was good enough that he knew how to effectively make the other guy look even better. That’s why the swordfight in The Adventures of Robin Hood looks so awesome even though Errol Flynn is nowhere near Rathbone’s level.

But this fight, right here? Was one of the only fights where he needed a stunt double. Because while he was able to keep Danny Kaye from being seriously injured, Rathbone himself nearly got skewered a few times by Kaye’s flailing around. So in a bizarre way, this is probably the closest to an even match Rathbone had in his career… just not for the reasons you’d expect.

hamelin-born

“Don’t you know, there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn’t need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn’t do the thing he ought to.”

-Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889)

The origin of a saying I’ve seen quoted in various works of fiction - “The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.”

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come over

trangoldin

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

jennamoran

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

aniseandspearmint

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

prfury-lavaca

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

prokopetz

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

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I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.

Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.

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stonesense

they should have left dorian and the inquisitor in the in hushed whispers timeline for like a month just because it would’ve been funny

stonesense

dorian: i can’t believe we have to walk through this desert. AGAIN

cassandra: we’ve... never been here before

inquisitor: dorian, cassandra doesn’t remember the battle of the western approach

dorian: oh of course. well, i’m not saying i liked the army of walking corpses, i am saying that they broke the monotony

inquisitor: i don’t miss the were-varghests. or the fade whirlpool

dorian: [in the tone of someone saying something absolutely hilarious] well you can’t really miss the fade whirlpool

inquisitor: [cracks up laughing]

cassandra: is this what heatstroke feels like

stonesense

josephine: inquisitor i know you think it’s helpful but you have to stop saying “see that’s funny because those were literally your last words in the other timeline”

inquisitor: i don’t think it’s helpful

josephine: could you try to be? because our forces are falling apart as we speak.

inquisitor: oh wow. okay i know this is a boy who cried wolf situation here but those were literally the last—

stonesense

inquisitor: hey mother giselle just brought me a letter and i want to say upfront i know i stood by you through the last time you reunited with your father but if we have to do it again i’m going to kill him

dorian: understandable but i’m going to have to ask you to not

inquisitor: can i at least tell him that in the other timeline we were gay married for three decades or something

dorian: a reasonable compromise

stonesense

cullen: we met this tevinter necromancer two days ago and now he’s in all our war table meetings?

inquisitor: cullen i’m going to be real with you i was much more understanding the first time we had this conversation but if i am separated from the only person who understands what i’ve been through right now i’m going to start shaking like a chihuahua and then possibly start biting

dorian: i hate to admit to any such reliance but yes if you try to remove me i will probably simply tell you when you’ll die

inquisitor: and it’s not even a good one, cullen

dorian: distasteful way to go, really. pick something else this time

stonesense

dorian: dare i ask why our dear friend solas has been looking at us like that

inquisitor: oh so you know how we still never really figured out what his deal was in the other timeline

dorian: i remember

inquisitor: i’ve been implying that we did just to fuck with him

natalieironside

Tired of enduring tribulations. Don't wanna be tribulated no more.

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Whenever someone asks me what the worst part of Dragon Age is I just get war flashbacks of this:

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#I played the Fade in a single sitting #powered by Mtn Dew and Not Sleeping #it was fine!#idk what y'all are hating on

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These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

therobotmonster

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

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sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

tpwrtrmnky

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

takashi0

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

tpwrtrmnky

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

iteh3xael

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

tpwrtrmnky

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

pensivegladiola

Don’t make me point to the Omar Sakar poem

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bigbigtruck

ngl this is the only way i can see a comic through to completion, just do it how i want rather than trying to make anybody happy

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i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

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heres kinda what i mean

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how do you do fellow millenials

#Sherlock Holmes

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