let us break some rules

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

suddenly remembered the times when my ex-friends would meet up for dnd and one time i brought a whole loaf of homemade bread and homemade hummus. not sure how i feel about it.

cursed to think about this every time i eat homemade hummus.

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun