I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some