There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird