this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

sorry i only date to meet each other in every lifetime

Did you even read the post lmao

World Heritage Post

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone

completely sober in the tavern looking at images of dragons on the tapestries

the ladies call me the subjunctive mood the way I express desire, wishes, uncertainty, doubt and fear

official linguistics post

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

hang on I have to google something

oh you sick fuck