m'lady Amy

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

chuckles darkly

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog