Simon hadnât exactly planned on streaming today; but an idea that struck him over the weekend had yet to leave him be so he simply decided to just go for it.
It is late afternoon when he starts the stream, so Grace wonât be back home for another hour.
Thatâs enough time to cause as much chaos as he knows he is going to make.
He starts the stream, watching the influx of messages pouring in from confused fans,
tocoolforschool: no freaking way, heâs streaming today??
starlingmydarling: he shouldnât be
anteater69: okay, I am SO confused rn
starlingmydarling: you and me both my friend
farawayinspace: maybe he misread thursday for tuesday on his calendar?
thatonecoolfriend: lmao, he IS getting old
Simon furrowed his brows at that â he was only 34.
He ultimately decides to ignore them for the most part and lets them speculate as to why he is streaming on a day that was most certainly for him to spend time with his darling husband.
The speculation lasts for a while as he finished setting up, and the messages switch from confused to curious,
yourfavgayfriend: what are you doing on stream today??
goddessofbitvhes: maybe a game? he IS in his gaming room
greywolflover: IS PAPA STAR AT HOME???
Simon decides to answer that with, âUnfortunately, no, and itâll probably be a while before he gets home.â
Chat quickly goes into lamenting about how much they miss their âother papaââ
âI am not fathering any of you,â he had lamented, years ago, when his chat decided to start calling him Papa Is on social media purely out of spite.
They had very much ignored that.
âand their hopes that he will join the stream later on.
âAlrighty,â he starts as he settles in into his chair. In his hands is a rectangular, leather box; brown in colour with a large, circle-shaped hole on the top. âToday, Iâm trying out something new.â
He raises the box into the cameraâs view and sakes it â only the soft rustle of paper reaches Simonâs ears. A fan asks,
headintheclouds67: whatâs that??
Simon_says87: looks like a tissue box tbh
princessgumgum: whatâs inside??
Simon suppresses the urge to smirk as he begins to talk, âStarâs kids are a rambunctious groupââ
He pauses for a second, watching as the chat literally FREEZES due to the sudden number of messages coming in.
ââand I had him ask them to write down the name of their favourite games,â he continues, fully aware of the chaos he has unleashed into the void that is his following.
I_love_papa_star: PAPA HAS KIDS?!?!
sciencefreak: HOLY FREAKING SHITTTTTTT
bloodyoceangal: SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
greywolflover: YOU TWO HAVE KIDS?!?!?!?
holy_freak: IS SOMEONE FUCKING CLIPPING THIS??
starlingmydarling: WE HAVE SIBLINGS??????
At that, Simon lets out a groan, âOh, for the love of god- Star and I are not your parents!!â
rock_paper_scissors: I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER
noduckslefttogive: DONâT THREAD AWAY FROM THE SUBJECT!!
starlingmydarling: YâALL, THOSE ON DISCORD ARE FREAKING OUTTTTT
This time, Simon allows himself to smile but doesnât acknowledge their questions. Instead, he pushes his hand into the box and feels around for a piece of paper. After a bit of dramatics, he pulls one out and reads it aloud, âWhiskerwood Chronicles⌠huh, sounds interesting.â
One comment that isnât noticeably freaking out explains,
whodecidedthat: itâs a mystery/puzzle game that came out around the time you took a break
greywolflover: MY DARLING MOOT, FOCUS ON THE MAIN TOPIC AT HAND PLS???
Simon lets out a snorts and decides to go searching for the game. One search in and chat is still loosing its mind.
sciencefreak: MY SISTER IS LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BC OF THIS,,, PLEASE ANSWER USSSS
cutiepieforever: I THINK HEâS DOING TS ON PURPOSE RAHHHHH
stuckinabloodocean: GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE RN
hail_my_mary: DOES THIS MEAN THAT PAPA IS A DADDY???
fearmepeasants: @hail_my_mary I mean, he did say STARâs kids and not theirâs soâŚ
lush_and_luxurious: are you implying what I think youâre implyingâŚ?
Simons notices that the moderators have made a few bans from the stream since his chaotic reveal but he doesnât mull over it too much. Simon is still doing his research when he makes a murmurs, âI wonder what star will make for dinner today...â
starlingmydarling: of COURSE HEâS THINKING ABOUT HIS HUSBAND RIGHT NOW
papasi&star: SIR WE ARE SUFFERING OVER HERE
myfailinggrace: I HATE THIS SO FREAKING MUCHHHHH
redyellowgreen: HE HATES US, THERE IS NO OTHER REASON FOR THIS!!
Simon is wondering if heâs teased chat enough and should just come clean when the roomâs door room opens with a click. Grace walks rather absentmindedly into the room, phone in hand and a confused expression painting his face.
âGood evening, my love,â Simon smiles as he turns to face his husband. The intensity of chat picks up once again.
I_love_papa_star: PAPA IS HERE???
bloodymarygal: OMG OMG HEâS HEREE
lordoftheskies: FREE US MR STAR! FREE USSSSSSS
âUh, Si,â Grace starts with a perplexed tone, âWhy on earth is twitter freaking out about us having kids?â
Simon barely holds in a laugh. He had no idea the chaos had infiltrated Twitter in a matter of minutes.
âNo reason, my star, chatâs just being crazy again.â
starlingmydarling: HEâS TRYING TO FUCKING GASLIGHT US
hail_my_mary: CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE-
anteater69: WEâRE THE CRAZY ONES??? EXCUSE ME??
whattheblip: BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!
Simon_says87: FATHER, WHY ART THOU CONDEMN US???
âYeah, I donât believe that,â Grace deadpans, a brow raised as he crosses his arms and Simon is doing his utmost best not to stare at his gorgeous biceps.
princessgumgum: LIES, HE SPEAKS OF NOTHING BUT LIES
bigdihdaddy: PAPA STAR, CAN YOU HEAR US??
âSi, weâve been married for too long for me to believe that deceptive smile of yours.â
âBut you love my smile.â
fearmepeasants: in front of my salad? really?
starlingmydarling: shush, let them complete their mating ritual
tocoolforschool: came back at just the right momentÂ
farawayinspace: wait, does this mean that they DONâT have kids????
greywolflover: I am so confused rn
Simon grins as his reads the chat but focuses his attention back on Grace when he hears him sigh. "Simon, do we have any kids that I don't know about?"
Simon merely shrugs, "Beats me."
fearmepeasants: fucking called it
princessgumgum: boy, where?
I_love_papa_star: aw :( they don't have kids
whodecidedthat: you wanted them to?
I_love_papa_star: honestly have no idea tbh,,, it's like 1am over here and I'm just typing shit
A few seconds pass and a flash of realisation crosses Grace's features, "Wait, are you talking about my kids?"
greywolflover: okay, now I'm even more confused
lordoftheskies: do they have kids or not??
lush_and_luxurious: I have zero fucking idea
"Simon, are you talking about my students?"
starlingmydarling: OH MY FUCKING STARS ABOVE
noduckslefttogive: so he WAS trolling us
sciencefreak: dude my sister almost bit me from how crazy she went over this
anteater69: but wait that's so cute tho
toocoolforschool: @anteater69 ikr, he thinks of his students as his kids <3
justhereandthere: ain't that a bit weird though?
fearmepeasants: @justhereandthere I will find out where you live, do not test me
"You just live for the drama, don't you?"
Feeling utterly shameless, Simon responds, "For that and you."
holy_freak: I'm gonna throw up
starlingmydarling: AWWWWWWWW MY PAPASSSS
hail_my_mary: if he keeps on talking like that, they WILL find a way to have kids
lordoftheskies: @hail_my_mary I like the way we're thinking
cutiepieforever: I'M GONNA CRY THEY ARE SOOOO CUTEEEE
princessgumgum: I BET PAPA STAR IS BLUSHING SO HARD RIGHT NOWWWWWW
And they're right. Simon watches as Grace's pale face turns a beautiful shade of cherry and smiles.
"So, what are we having for dinner?"
Grace spins around to leave the room, "Don't talk to me."
"I love you too, my star."
starlingmydarling: oh you can NOT be talking
farawayinspace: awwwww, I wish we had more time with papa star :(((
princessgumgum: but at least we got to see him today!!
goddessofbitvhes: PAPA SI, Q&A WHEN?????
Simon's eyes widen at the last message. Slowly, he asks, "Huh, should we do a Q&A?"
He isn't surprised when the chat freezes once again.