Reasons to live: Spite and the Aesthetic

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

Trauma is the explanation but NOT an excuse. If you KNOW what's causing it, work to fix it. Not caring that your actions hurt others is not okay

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information