Ady

Just thinking about Barty standing in the kitchen wearing a pair of sweatpants and then Lily comes over and tugs at them, motioning for him to take them off. He thinks he's about to get a blowjob or something, so he pulls them down, and Lily makes him step out of them. Then she just puts them on and walks away, leaving Barty standing alone and confused in his boxers.

Peter makes scary faces at Sirius when nobody is looking & the rest of the Marauders don't believe Sirius when he complains which makes him feel crazy

son i’m crine ts is so funny

I love fics when they add in Sirius's casual cruelty like YES he lowkey got that black family madness and theres no way he isn't fucked up from everything that happened to him

oh and i’ve BEEN saying this

When I die y'all have my full permission to continue my fics gang, I'll share the docs with you

i forgot to reblog this earlier but i finally convinced my bsf to post her art and im so happai:p

barty zoning out mid conversation & evan just digs his nails into his scalp and yanks him by his hair like ‘did you hear a word i just said??’ and barty just gets hard from it

I just can't imagine the marauders speaking with British accents 😭 like its so wrong in my mind that it just automatically turns to either my accent or a really subtle American accent but never the colonizers

a post could say “remus and regulus have nasty freak buttsex and shove their tongues into eachother's holes on the regular” and the reblogs would be like “my fav platonic duo”

i don’t personally like romantic moonwater but this shit funny asf