(autistically) Good Evening

i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

the two flavours of this feeling are "i think she is flawed and going through it and figuring her shit out and that's a very human quality that i appreciate seeing in a female character" and "i think it's good she killed and ate those people and i think it's really hot that she didn't feel bad about it because confidence is attractive"

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

”you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don’t like the vampire armand

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

when im sad i say this time im really gonna do it (rewatch supernatural)

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

oooooh i got plany of disk space

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

ok but what the hell happened between June 26 (end of interview) and July 18 (Daniel's turning) ????

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

I am so glad that Black Sails was made before everyone forgot how to shoot a night scene