the esteemed professor

Thank fucking God for electric guitar distortion

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

@briarfox13

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

The Summer Hikaru Died is like. what if you believed you were a disgusting monster for being gay. but then you meet a real monster, and over time you start to believe that even this monster deserves to be safe and happy, and it's the first time you start allowing yourself to believe that maybe you do too. what if I cried one million tears forever

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

I think that if you are in any area of Academia in a professional capacity it is in fact an obligation to think about methods of collection and dissemination of knowledge that exist outside of Academia. and in fact I think that if you do not do this you are a bad academic. much less actively disparaging the people outside of your institution as automatically "anti-intellectual" bc you do not agree with them.

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

this is an unpopular opinion around these parts lol but i'm so sad summer is ending

i love sun i love warmth i love blue skies i love long days i love beach

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)