Survived out of desperation. Improved out of spite

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

You don’t fully appreciate your own bed that you went to very great lengths to make comfy for yourself until you have to sleep somewhere else 😢

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?