Updating my tag list and general guidelines since my old one's badly out of date at this point.
I'm a transmascish bigender butch (zey/he), aspec, a physically disabled DID system with AuDHD and TraumaTM, a slam poet, and a witch.
I'm freshly out of homelessness and currently unable to work due to disability. My cash app/venmo are both $thelurkinglark and anything helps. I am willing to do gift fic/meta.
Currently watching: Critical Role Campaign 4, Dimension 20 Starstruck Odyssey, Supernatural, Leverage
Currently reading/rereading: The Hunger Games, one million comics
This is functionally a comics blog.
My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/lyricalark/works
My squidgeworld: https://squidgeworld.org/users/larkalliance
Incomplete tag list under the cut
general tags
ryder rambles: tag commentary and original posts
to do/to write/to make/to read: self explanatory, note that to make is mostly dessert and fiberarts and to do includes political actions
ryder reads: mostly comics read throughs but any book I'm reading can go here
ryder replies: asks
i want: wishlist, shopping
current events: serious topics and politics
the ongoing situation: posts that resonate or relate to the current living situation
raised out in the cold: tag for surviving trauma/abuse
oh no that's a feeling: self explanatory, lotta trauma or relationship stuff ends up here
oh big mood: general health and mental health tag
reblogging for no apparent reason: breakup venting and aspec feelings
individual headmates get [name] tag formats, there's some overlap between headmate tags and character tag, some headmates also have emoji tags
for ex. Sansa tag: asoiaf, Austen, period drama, Disney and particularly frozen/tangled
Fandom tags
DC u later: DC comics tag
Jason Todd boy of all time: Jason Todd tag
Or girl of all time rather: this gets added for genderbent and transfem JTodd
Just Nightwing it: Dick Grayson tag
BGC: stands for "Bad Girls Club", this tag has Steph, Harper, Stephcass, BUT Mia Dearden also gets this tag sometimes bc I couldn't think of one for her and so I decided she could be an honorary bad girl
Brucie bat: Bruce Wayne tag, not always complimentary
Damian tag: Damian Al Ghul Wayne tag
Cass Cass Cass: Cassandra Cain tag
Best batboy: Duke Thomas tag
Robins tag: multiple Robins or a character is Robin in the post
Disney princess of DC: Talia Al Ghul tag
Helena Bertinelli my beloved: Helena Bertinelli tag
GCS: Gotham City Sirens tag but occasionally gets applied to other female rogues
BOP: multiple birds of prey characters or birds of prey who don't have individual tags like Dinah and Zinda
Goat: Stands for girl of all time, Helena Wayne or Karen Starr individually
Kory Glory: Koriand'r/Starfire tag
Raven Way: Raven tag
Tara tag: Tara Markov tag
Rose rav: Rose Wilson tag
Donna tag: Donna Troy tag
Diana warrior princess: Diana tag
Cassie Cassie Cassie: Cassie Sandsmark tag
Pg2: Tanya Spears tag
Still small force: Jules Jourdain tag
Amaezing Supergirl: Matrix/Mae Kent tag
Soupman: Superman tag
Soupgirl: Kara Supergirl tag
Aim for the sky: general arrowfam tag
Roy Harper the man that you are: Roy Harper tag
Jaded: Jade Nguyen tag
All the Sandra feelings: Lady Shiva tag
Yja tag: Young Justice animated tag, functionally mostly an Artemis Crock tag
Molls: Miracle molly tag
otp: goats: HelStarr tag
timeout au: functionally a general DickRoy tag
girl crush: Sofia Gigante tag
All the terrible AUs: general Slade and Slade + Dick tag
marvel tag: marvel, both MCU and 616
xmen xmen: X-Men tag
northern lights: Jeanne Marie Beaubier/Aurora tag
Lorna bby: Lorna Dane tag
Laura bby: Laura Kinney tag
Illyana bby: Illyana Rasputin tag
Tash tag: Natasha Romanov tag
Yelena tag: Yelena Belova tag
system of the moon: moon knight tag
I have thoughts: GhostWidow tag that happened by accident
otp: home: Bishova tag
otp: half of my soul: katyana tag
beautiful yet tragic: magneto family tag
rose witch: wanda tag
Street level knights: Defenders and related characters
Best girl: Elektra Natchios
SPOP
spop tag: general She-Ra tag
Adora gayskull: Adora tag
Catra meow meow: catra tag
otp: Catradora tag
Other media
spin posting: supernatural tag
wrestling tag: combat sports tag
my best guy: Seth Rollins tag
miraculous the luckiest: miraculous ladybug tag
lord rings: lotr tag
gtn/tlt: locked tomb tag
star war: star wars tag
dr whom: dr who tag
dice dragons: dnd/ttrpg tag
leverage inc: leverage tag
impatient Octobers: October Daye tag
dolls on main: dolls tag
AU tag list
MFB: Stephanie Brown longfic that features Lonnie Manchin, protests and polyamory
Devil's bargain au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, Robterra
Timeout AU: eventual dickroyjade, Dick as Slade's apprentice
Needle au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, Shado
Destroying Angel au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, RaeTerra, karababs
Defy Heaven WIP: Dick as Slade's apprentice, team defiance wip, unposted
Fireflies au: sprawling space outlaws au
Death's Daughters WIP: assassins and daughters of assassins, League of Assassins - fic now defunct and has been repurposed ingo
Winding Road AU: Talia/Shiva raise Cass and eventually Damian AU
Huntress: Breakdown: HelSofia Ocean's 11 meets Monte Cristo fic, unposted
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okay, for those interested, here is a full timeline of how we got to Count Binface:
1977: Star Wars is released, featuring, of course, Darth Vader
(Pictured: Darth Vader)
1984: Director Todd Durham releases his Star Wars parody movie, Hyperspace, featuring Darth Vader inspired villain Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: Hyperspace poster featuring two Jawa-esque aliens flying through space in a shopping trolley.)
1987: Hyperspace is released on video in the UK, under the new title Gremloids.
(Pictured: Gremloids cover in the style of the original Star Wars poster, featuring Lord Buckethead.)
To promote the film, Mike Lee, the owner of the distributing company, ran for parliament as Lord Buckethead. He ran in Margaret Thatcher's constituency, Finchley, in order to get on TV. Lord Buckethead was representing the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with Margaret Thatcher.)
1992: Gremloids is re-released. Lord Buckethead rides again, this time against prime minister John Major in Huntingdon. (Here's a fun fact about Huntingdon: I was born there! :D) 87/92 Buckethead seems to have leaned pretty hard into the space supervillain thing, with campaign promises including 'demolish Birmingham to build a spaceport'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with John Major. Other notable candidates include Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.)
2017: comedian Jon Harvey, having recently watched Gremloids and learned of Lord Buckethead's candidacy for parliament, decides it's a great bit. He runs against Theresa May in Maidenhead. 2017 Buckethead seems to have a wackier and also more political approach, with campaign promises ranging from nonsense like 'nationalise Adele' to gesturing at actually sensible policies with stuff like 'lower the voting age to 16 and restrict voting after age 80'.
He also made an appearance on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. As with his previous incarnation, he was a member of the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead dabbing on stage with Theresa May.)
2018: Director Todd Durham asserts his legal ownership of Lord Buckethead. Jon Harvey opted not to go to court over Buckethead and handed over the reins. Todd Durham extended an invitation to anyone who wanted to be the 'authorised' Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: the new Lord Buckethead.)
2019: Lord Buckethead, now played by journalist David Hughes, stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He ran for the Monster Raving Loony Party, the UK's pre-existing gag candidate party. He ran with a similarly silly manifesto as the 2017 incarnation, but with a bit less of a political edge. His promises included 'All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30Β cm) in height' and 'Nigel Farage to be sold for parts'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead and Count Binface square up.)
Meanwhile, Jon Harvey in his new persona Count Binface, also ran against Boris Johnson. Buckethead and Binface face off! Binface ran as an independent with a manifesto once again blending silly and semi-serious promises such as 'nationalising model railways' and 'giving Β£1 trillion a week to the NHS'. This was also I believe the debut of his promise to 'move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible position'.
(Pictured: Count Binface presenting the offending hand dryer, inconveniently close to both the sink and the urinals.)
He has a point.
2021: Count Binface runs for the position of Mayor of London for the first time, with promises such as 'London to join the European Union'. He notably finished ahead of far right party UKIP.
2023: Count Binface runs in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election following Boris Johnson's resignation. He once again gets more votes than UKIP.
May 2024: Count Binface once again runs to be Mayor of London, debuting his now iconic 'build at least one affordable house' promise. Notably, he finished ahead of far right party Britain First.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Rishi Sunak. Also pictured: Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Sir Archibald Stanton with a ventriloquist's dummy.)
July 2024: Count Binface stands in the general election, running in Richmond and Northallerton against prime minister Rishi Sunak. He debuts his promise to cap the price of 99p flakes at 99p. This is his most successful election to date with 308 votes.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Andy Burnham. Also pictured: independent candidate Robert Pownell, dressed as a fox for his own reasons.)
June 2026: Count Binface stands in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham, (recently) former Mayor of Manchester running for parliament with the intention of standing in the Labour Party leadership contest.
(Pictured: Count Binface on BBC's Newsnight.)
July 2026 (this week): Count Binface announces his intention to run against Nigel Farage in the upcoming Clacton by-election. He is briefly the only other candidate in the race and by the time other candidates announce themselves the narrative of 'Nigel Farage vs Count Binface' has already bedded in. And then it was now, and then I don't know what happened.
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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