Updating my tag list and general guidelines since my old one's badly out of date at this point.
I'm a transmascish bigender butch (zey/he), aspec, a physically disabled DID system with AuDHD and TraumaTM, a slam poet, and a witch.
I'm freshly out of homelessness and currently unable to work due to disability. My cash app/venmo are both $thelurkinglark and anything helps. I am willing to do gift fic/meta.
Currently watching: Critical Role Campaign 4, Dimension 20 Starstruck Odyssey, Supernatural, Leverage
Currently reading/rereading: The Hunger Games, one million comics
This is functionally a comics blog.
My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/lyricalark/works
My squidgeworld: https://squidgeworld.org/users/larkalliance
Incomplete tag list under the cut
general tags
ryder rambles: tag commentary and original posts
to do/to write/to make/to read: self explanatory, note that to make is mostly dessert and fiberarts and to do includes political actions
ryder reads: mostly comics read throughs but any book I'm reading can go here
ryder replies: asks
i want: wishlist, shopping
current events: serious topics and politics
the ongoing situation: posts that resonate or relate to the current living situation
raised out in the cold: tag for surviving trauma/abuse
oh no that's a feeling: self explanatory, lotta trauma or relationship stuff ends up here
oh big mood: general health and mental health tag
reblogging for no apparent reason: breakup venting and aspec feelings
individual headmates get [name] tag formats, there's some overlap between headmate tags and character tag, some headmates also have emoji tags
for ex. Sansa tag: asoiaf, Austen, period drama, Disney and particularly frozen/tangled
Fandom tags
DC u later: DC comics tag
Jason Todd boy of all time: Jason Todd tag
Or girl of all time rather: this gets added for genderbent and transfem JTodd
Just Nightwing it: Dick Grayson tag
BGC: stands for "Bad Girls Club", this tag has Steph, Harper, Stephcass, BUT Mia Dearden also gets this tag sometimes bc I couldn't think of one for her and so I decided she could be an honorary bad girl
Brucie bat: Bruce Wayne tag, not always complimentary
Damian tag: Damian Al Ghul Wayne tag
Cass Cass Cass: Cassandra Cain tag
Best batboy: Duke Thomas tag
Robins tag: multiple Robins or a character is Robin in the post
Disney princess of DC: Talia Al Ghul tag
Helena Bertinelli my beloved: Helena Bertinelli tag
GCS: Gotham City Sirens tag but occasionally gets applied to other female rogues
BOP: multiple birds of prey characters or birds of prey who don't have individual tags like Dinah and Zinda
Goat: Stands for girl of all time, Helena Wayne or Karen Starr individually
Kory Glory: Koriand'r/Starfire tag
Raven Way: Raven tag
Tara tag: Tara Markov tag
Rose rav: Rose Wilson tag
Donna tag: Donna Troy tag
Diana warrior princess: Diana tag
Cassie Cassie Cassie: Cassie Sandsmark tag
Pg2: Tanya Spears tag
Still small force: Jules Jourdain tag
Amaezing Supergirl: Matrix/Mae Kent tag
Soupman: Superman tag
Soupgirl: Kara Supergirl tag
Aim for the sky: general arrowfam tag
Roy Harper the man that you are: Roy Harper tag
Jaded: Jade Nguyen tag
All the Sandra feelings: Lady Shiva tag
Yja tag: Young Justice animated tag, functionally mostly an Artemis Crock tag
Molls: Miracle molly tag
otp: goats: HelStarr tag
timeout au: functionally a general DickRoy tag
girl crush: Sofia Gigante tag
All the terrible AUs: general Slade and Slade + Dick tag
marvel tag: marvel, both MCU and 616
xmen xmen: X-Men tag
northern lights: Jeanne Marie Beaubier/Aurora tag
Lorna bby: Lorna Dane tag
Laura bby: Laura Kinney tag
Illyana bby: Illyana Rasputin tag
Tash tag: Natasha Romanov tag
Yelena tag: Yelena Belova tag
system of the moon: moon knight tag
I have thoughts: GhostWidow tag that happened by accident
otp: home: Bishova tag
otp: half of my soul: katyana tag
beautiful yet tragic: magneto family tag
rose witch: wanda tag
Street level knights: Defenders and related characters
Best girl: Elektra Natchios
SPOP
spop tag: general She-Ra tag
Adora gayskull: Adora tag
Catra meow meow: catra tag
otp: Catradora tag
Other media
spin posting: supernatural tag
wrestling tag: combat sports tag
my best guy: Seth Rollins tag
miraculous the luckiest: miraculous ladybug tag
lord rings: lotr tag
gtn/tlt: locked tomb tag
star war: star wars tag
dr whom: dr who tag
dice dragons: dnd/ttrpg tag
leverage inc: leverage tag
impatient Octobers: October Daye tag
dolls on main: dolls tag
AU tag list
MFB: Stephanie Brown longfic that features Lonnie Manchin, protests and polyamory
Devil's bargain au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, Robterra
Timeout AU: eventual dickroyjade, Dick as Slade's apprentice
Needle au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, Shado
Destroying Angel au: Dick as Slade's apprentice, RaeTerra, karababs
Defy Heaven WIP: Dick as Slade's apprentice, team defiance wip, unposted
Fireflies au: sprawling space outlaws au
Death's Daughters WIP: assassins and daughters of assassins, League of Assassins - fic now defunct and has been repurposed ingo
Winding Road AU: Talia/Shiva raise Cass and eventually Damian AU
Huntress: Breakdown: HelSofia Ocean's 11 meets Monte Cristo fic, unposted
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proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)
nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
end id]
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a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier
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