what if the ending was written as “human versions of Crowley and Aziraphale sitting in their garden in the South Downs” and the writers just chose the dumbest way to get there
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what if the ending was written as “human versions of Crowley and Aziraphale sitting in their garden in the South Downs” and the writers just chose the dumbest way to get there

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A majority of of rational, politically nuanced people either aren’t online or are drowned out by the loudest, meanest people on these social media sites. If you’re chronically angry and convinced that nuance is dead or that a majority of people are backwards and hateful, get off of social media and start interacting with people without a screen between you.
It’s healthy to disagree with people and to argue sometimes, but I think that the anonymity of a screen does away with social etiquette- at least for very young or very reactive people. When you can see that the person in front of you is in fact a person made of meat and feelings like you, it humanizes the disagreement.
I don’t know, I’ve just seen some really angry, miserable people on here fighting about things that the average person who doesn’t engage with social media, or who does so moderately, has no concept of.

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Good Omens )
Fell in love from the first episode, broken heart in the last.
Trying to express this mix of emotions with my pen and tablet, it didn't come out very well. It’s not my style, but a new amazing friend of mine convinced me to post this… for the show, for the community here on Tumblr
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P.S. Can’t wait to make a 3D sculpture about these ineffable husbands😌
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there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, “ducks! they’re what water slides off.” and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, “….just drive the car.”
a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlock’s birthday party and Crowley just goes, “Make you disappear”, and Aziraphale’s not put out in the slightest
and third place goes to “Oh Lord, heal this bike”
“Not you, I know what you smell like.”
I’m sorry, but the Most Married Moment is the compromise:
A: “You lost the child.” C: “We lost the child.” A: “A child has been lost.”
Aziraphale keeps his most treasured possession in a cigar box that finds its home nestled in the tea cupboard next to the angel's favorite brand of earl grey.
Crowley had stumbled upon it by chance, many decades ago, during a rainy afternoon spent in the angel's company. When he had pulled out the box along with the tea leaves he had been looking for, Aziraphale had started, spilling almost half of his tea in his haste to implore Crowley to be careful.
"Oh, it's nothing important, really, just sentimental, you see, and a bit fragile, so if you wouldnt mind..."
"Something special, then?" Crowley asked as he handed the box over.
"Ah, yes," Azirsphale seemed visibly relieved to have the item safe in his hands. "Very. I treasure it quite dearly." He had smiled softly, then, in that special way that only he did, and Crowley entirely lost track of what he had been planning to say next.
He never did get to see what was inside, which would be why he was asking about it now, on yet another rainy afternoon after the little-apocalyose-that-couldn't.
Aziraphale blushes at the question. "Oh, it's a bit silly," he says, averting his gaze from Crowley's. "You'll probably laugh."
Crowley, laugh. At sentimentality. Crowley, who had asked Aziraphale to head off into the stars with him? Never. "Bet I won't."
The angel suddenly finds the contents of his teacup exceptionally interesting as he deliberates.
Crowley sighs, realizing that he may have overstepped. "Alright, look, I shouldn't have asked, just forget I said--"
"No!" Aziraphale blurts out. His face reddens even deeper at his outburst and he clears his throat. "I mean, no, you can look, it's okay. I... I want you to see."
When Crowley, clearly still unsure, makes no move to open the box, the angel meets his gaze imploringly. "Please?"
Crowley carefully lifts the lid.
Azraphale's most treasured possession is not what he expected. He hadn't been expecting anything really, but this...
It is fragile with age, preserved still only through what Crowley guessed had to be a miracle. Smooth on the inside, rough on the exterior, ("a bit like you, my dear," isnt that what Aziraphale had said?)
"An... oyster shell?"
"From our first time dining together. Do you remember?"
Does he remem-- Of course he remembers! He wants to tell the angel as much, but he can't quite seem to get his voice to cooperate.
"It's not the shell that's important, of course, it's just, I look back on that day rather fondly, and-- oh, Crowley! What's wrong?"
But Crowley can't seem to stop the tears, despite the joyous laugh that bubbles out his throat as he pulls Aziraphale close and kisses him.
And Aziraphale had worried that he was the sentimental one.
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Maybe…
the fact that aziraphale as bodyswap-crowley in hell addressed all the demons by name at the trial including dagon implies that crowley briefed him thoroughly about who to expect in hell if they came for him. now whether that was before or after their shag in crowley’s flat, i don’t know