swamp gaboom

@problematicmess-oopsies

late summer depression is gonna kill me

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

its me boy I'm the floppy disk talking to you inside your brain listen to me boy put me up your ass

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.