Its Venti Wednesday!!!

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

The cleanomorph

please never play danganronpa. because if you do, you risk becoming a danganronpa fan. danganronpa sucks, like it’s so bad, but at the same time it’s so good. it sucks you in. becoming a danganronpa fan is a horrible fate

yeah okay ill reblog that

being a homura akemi fan will inadvertently turn you into homura akemi because you'll realize that every bad faith misread of her character ("homura is secretly a 26 year old due to time travel and therefore a predator", "homura actually doesn't care about madoka at all and isn't prioritizing her safety insomuch as her own fantasies of madoka", "homura is unsympathetic because she reminds me too much of (insert woman in op's real life here)," ect.) have been and will be bad faith misreads of every other woman you like in a story until you are dead. kind of like being in a time loop. like homura.

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

Be like pikachu! Remember to drink your water and eat something!

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!