Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[ID: tags reading "and if it isn't AAVE you should check to make sure it isn't a neo-nazi term" /end ID]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel

petition for things to stop