Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

all i ever do is eat leafs soo why i go to hell ?

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil