Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

All of a sudden everyone in the world has a fucking nintendo switch and money to drop on Tomodachi

tortured. sickly. bisexual.