Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

all i ever do is eat leafs soo why i go to hell ?

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.