Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later