Give em the ol' LazzleDazzle™

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

have you even tried becoming the favored and cosseted concubine of a powerful warrior woman

not every piece of art centered on a straight woman is "hetslop" and at some point it becomes misogyny to dismiss art abt women with that term

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy