The Rats Have Unionized

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

Us neurodivergent dykes stick together

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

In the Late American Period, male celebrities used podcasts as a kind of purification rite intended to absolve past wrongdoing through the act of publicly confessing guilt.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped