Failing at Adulthood

QUALITY PARENTING

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

happy zenquish—! oh, it's over already?

let us cherish its warm and infinitesimal memory

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

wait why is pierce behind stellan

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do

you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard