hell is empty

Carrie reimagining where instead of killing people she uses her powers to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

jesus christ

he was around already but wasn’t involved in supernatural as far as i’m aware

Me meeting a stranger at a party: yeah and that 14 year-old girl has to do neurosurgery on her alien friend because otherwise he's dead, it's not even the only thing they deal with at that moment either

Hollywood really could have that category

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say