Welcome to my fuck houseAAAAAAA

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

Suddenly overcome with an intense surge missing shiv and roman roy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And ig the other guy too. Candle

i get so gay off that whatever you got

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

i am like the breadloser of the family

on a work call. after the briefing, the manager said "any questions" and someone raised their hand and asked "did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone"