Dad Knee

what the fuck are the people over at jellycat dOING

happy 2,102nd birthday to mark antony! the only reason we know his exact birth date two thousand years later is because after his death the senate officially cursed the day of his birth and we have calendar fragments saying january 14th is a Bad Day due to being antony’s birthday. and i think that’s beautiful

happy 2103rd bday mark antony

2104th

Among Us is an elaborate homestuck reference actually

holy shit this set

She look GOOD

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

we need sluttier music…..

sea shanties are right there

hey uhh if you're only associates/casual friends, and/or if you have no idea how to help someone w depression, you don't need to pressure someone to open up to you. I HATE when people force me into admitting how shitty I feel, only to be like "I'm so sorry that must be hard :(" it makes me feel WORSE

when you’re manic but you can feel the depressive thoughts starting to creep back in

Wish I could rob that italian bank that stocks giant wheels of parmesan cheese...

parmesan cheese doesn’t even exist?? lmao

please don't ever say something that scary again!

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck