History’s Blistories

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest