his babygirl tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

tilda swinton could play reviewbrah in a biopic

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

What isnt FUCKING clicking god damn it

Oldest male daughter syndrome

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

there’s no rule as to how big or how small you’re allowed to dream. if you just want a small home and an orange kitchen and four cats that’s just as reasonable of a goal to work for as a big new york penthouse. and if all you really want is a simplistic career that isn’t the center of your life then that’s just as valid as dreaming of becoming a famous fashion designer or ceo. i know everyone keeps urging you to dream big, but dreams can be as simple and small as you want. they’ll always be valid. you decide how you want to live and what kind of life you want, no one else.

I wish every service worker had the power to astrally project visions of uninhibited merciless violence into the mind of any customer who tries to treat them like shit

not my tinky winky ass slipping in the tubby custard