Can we start convincing the Christians that the rapture totally did happen today and they just weren't holy enough or whatever

Yeah it was really weird Greg from accounting started babbling and then burst into a pile of ash. Oh you're still here? Huh weird.

i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

Hey is that the Sit Down And Shut Up And Stand Up And Sit Down And Shut Up And Stand Down And Shit Fuck Stand Up And Sit Down guy