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Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:
You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.
Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:
He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.
Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:
And this:
He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.
The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.
Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.
Regarding some comments in the notes:
Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.
He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.
I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.
It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??
Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.
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suspicious…
there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people
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edibility is “delicious but maybe not worth it”

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can't stand this bitch
just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real
shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

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Sometimes I'll watch an animal video on the internet and itll show something kinda messed up. Like a guy hitting his dog with sticks. But then halfway through the video he'll turn to the camera and say "dont worry! The dog likes this!" And then continue beating the dog with sticks. And if you show any kind of shock or reservations about a guy beating his dog with sticks, the comments will helpfully inform you that you are a dumb whiny idiot, the guy literally said the dog liked it! We cant consider that the guy might be misinformed or lying, becuase then we'd lose our funny hitting a dog with sticks video!!
It’s wild how pan bundles can get away with calling something a “5-piece set” when two of the “pieces” are lids. Motherfucker that’s a three piece set. Stop lying.
Just watched a furniture ad where the peppy salsewomen talked about "looksmaxxing" her living room. Hey what are we doing here what's going onnn
"My new sofa is soooo Aryan 😍" cmon

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Just watched a furniture ad where the peppy salsewomen talked about "looksmaxxing" her living room. Hey what are we doing here what's going onnn
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