oobh I got plany off time

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

"Boy dogs are more affectionate than girl dogs-" "girl dogs love you, boy dogs are IN love with you-" Wrong. The only thing my boy dog does better than a girl dog is piss on himself

There's all kinds of robot wars fights out there, but there are not very many people who can say "I built a plasma gun because I needed a way to kill hostile robots," and it's the literal truth. The robot wars engineers are very impressive but the stakes are just not the same when the other machine is a four ton quadruped with a flamethrower or a V8 powered wrecking maching with square steel wheels.

I love that Paul got credits for being a troublemaker

Every so often one or two new people learn about SRL

If you like that, you're gonna love SRL.

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

I'm selling analogue NFTs. For ten American dollars I'll draw you a fun little stick person doodle and mail you a certificate that says it's yours.

.... alright I guess I'm doin this

Update: I have drawn the stick man

My first token. I'm sure this will be worth millions in the years to come.

Everything about this delights me.

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.