oobh I got plany off time

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?

Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?

The original Death Toilet movie is oddly charming, what it lacks in basically every single element of filmmaking skill, it makes up for in commitment, the sort of unfiltered spunk that comes from passion. Death Toilet 2, Number 2, unfortunately seemed to be more of a cynical attempt to cash in on the good name and reputation of Death Toilet, and I wasn't able to complete it. I haven't seen any other films in the Death Toilet oeuvre, which I believe has upwards of nine or more total films to its name. If you would like to plumb the depths of the franchise, at last check they could be found at www.deathtoilet.com which also features many other films pushed out with surprising regularity by the same tightly packed crew.

As for Psycho Santa 2, are we sure that's not a Star Worms 2 type thing where they film a pretty bad movie then call it X 2 so that people think it's a sequel and the first one did well enough to justify this one so it's probably at least okay?

I really appreciate how many people have so much faith in filmmakers, despite all evidence to the contrary, but understand I will never post a single made up movie in this thread. Yes, Virginia, there are eight Death Toilet movies, there is a Psycho Santa, Robocroc is real along with Clownado and Mafianado. You can make a movie about anything as long as small business owners over the age of fifty exist to sweet talk into production funds.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

Packing up your apartment for a move really shows you how many fucking rocks you own