trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom
noise dept.
#extradirty
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@prince-theo
Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.
DM: Eat for initiative
*Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table*
The guy who was way too eager: it says… “Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.”
DM: You go last
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Same energy.
reblog and put in the tags your weird discord nicknames
i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!
Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!
Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???
Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks
Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??
Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day
i found the post again
Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!
Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man
Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.
Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things
Women’s section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER
Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years
ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE
Women’s section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good luck!
Men’s section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good thing everything is standardized and one pair should fit you!
you know the phrase ‘glowing with pride’? whenever Thomas is really proud of himself or someone else what if Roman just gets really happy and flushed and smiley. how cute would that be. either that or he just lights up like a glowstick
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Everybody who reblogs this will get A Thing in their ask box. Will it be a cheesy pickup line? A Victorian era style love confession? A morsle of shitpost wisdom? A choicy tidbit of Knowledge? Reblog to roll the dice.
I love how A very Potter Musical is the exact opposite of what jk rowling represents.
Dumbledore is gay, but she isn't going to actually give us the represantion? Fuck that, Dumbledore is the "Move, I'm gay" type. Also Remus and Sirius are dating and they travel together after A very potter sequel. Seamus and Dean got married.
Voldemort can't love? Mmm, no. Change that. Voldemort leaves his evil plans and his desire to kill Harry to live a happy life with Quirrel, because he loves his husband.
Slytherins are bad? The houses are against each other? Bullshit. In the end, the four houses support Harry and fight together against Voldemort.
Snape died as a hero and Harry names his son after him? In this universe Snape is portrayed as the "nice guy". And also we have Remus saying to him that he's sorry for everything that happen when they were kids, but Snape shouldn't treat his students like this. Also, Albus now is Albus Scarfy Potter, named after the Scarf of sexual preference, husband of the Sorting hat.
Draco doesn't have a redemption arc? What if, instead, Draco helps Harry, Ron and Hermione in the end and they team up together to save Hogwarts?
Jk Rowling doesn't let her books go and still tries to get more and more money from the franchise? A very potter senior year goes about how everything ends at some moment, and Harry has to deal with the fact that, someday, he's going to have a normal life, without dark lords to destroy.
Also, we have a poster of Zac Efron, Umbridge being ICONIC, and the whole saga being writting by Gilderoy Lockhart.
What I'm saying is go and stan A very potter musical. Jk doesn't get any benefit from these musicals. That musicals aren't perfect, they have mistakes, but are magic too.
‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that
wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result
where is my bastardization arc
What if by the end of Sanders Sides all the light sides are dark and vise versa, like Virgil Janus and Remus are the lights and Roman Patton and Logan are the darks
Or
What if both Roman and Logan become darksides but the reason there's only one other color is that Roman and Remus fuse to become the king and therefore orange (it would make sense if those two are orange cause Green and Red mixed make brown and brown is just dark orange with a name, kinds like pink is just light red with a name) So the darks would be the King and Logan and the lights would be Janus Virgil and Patton. If this theory is true then i think that Logan would become a dark after Roman does and also it would make sense if Roman and Remus fused in the next episode cause 1. Remus was introduced and then Janus started to be accepted and it would make sense to introduce him and dedicate literally a whole episode in so you can get his whole character out before he fuses with Roman and 2. Janus is blurring the line between good and bad and that was the whole reason Roman and Remus split, because ones good and ones bad but since they're showing that there is a grey area then Roman and Remus split for nothing and that probably caused trauma and 3. If Janus is being accepted (and my theory about orange being the King is correct) then Remus would be left alone and betrayed by the only family he had, for a second time. So he probably wouldnt WANT to be a light. Also, Logan being a dark would make sense since he can control Remus and he could probably be listened to, cause people listened to Janus Virgil and even Remus more than they listened to him so maybe being a darkside wouldnt be so bad, also if you look at the emoji thing that Thomas made only the dark sides had black hearts and Logan had a black heart (granted there are two blues but thats not the point) It would make sense for one blue to be on the darks and one blue to be on the lights especially since the blue im theorizing to be the dark one is the darker blue. Also since Janus is being accepted he needs a spot in the living room and unless hes just gonna stand next to Patton i think it would be Logans spot because hes been standing there more than hes been standing at Pats and Logan would be a dark side if my theory is correct also what if we got a shot of Roman behind the TV id love that
I just realized if the second theory is correct then Patton is the only side that would remain completely unchanged
I wont spam animal crossing shit but i mostly made these so my sibling can use em but they keep bugging me 2 post em so here-
Oh an i also did these cause i wanted 2 figure out how the pixel thing works like they kinda look wack but I'll probably try again some other time
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I had better not see any more of the "purest fandom" bullshit about this fandom again
Sympathetic Deceit discourse is one thing
Unsympathetic and sympathetic sides is another
The Patton bs
Genderbending
Even brother fucking r//mr//m
To actively ignore the black fanders calling you out for slapping B.L/M on post when they said it was problematic. To sending racist messages and hate to a minor who called you out. To only listening when the big white fanders said something.
I will fight anyone who has the nerve to say this fandom is pure and good and welcoming
This is one of the worst fandoms I have ever been in. I'm not leaving but goddamn
Did I really spend an hour and a half editing that picture of Roman into an oil painting? Maybe...
But genuinely， I put too much overpainting into this to try and give that classic oil painting look. Did it work? I don't know. But here it is!
It absolutely worked, this is STUNNING
The sides as things my brother and I said and did when we were little (part 4)
Remus: Ok, you drive, I’ll steal the Ben & Jerry’s cow
Roman: Sounds like a plan
Virgil: Please don’t
QUESTION! Answer this please!
How does this make you feel?
I- This- *distressed theo noises*
What I fucking love about the Sanders Sides fandom is that at least like 95% of us are queer, which means that a lot of us are ace and/or have sexualities that aren't attracted to men, yet we all have very strong opinions on the different levels of hotness of the Sides (who are all male, and, might I add, the same person). I just love that for us
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I missed Roman's birthday but at least I made this. (I'm sorry the heads are so big the outfits should make up for it) Happy June everyone, stay safe! (Click for better resolution)
A lil Remus I made while playing around with how I draw him
