Scare Bears Scaring Bears

Ratings: 

G (suitable for anyone) T (more mature themes touched on) T+ (think T, but a little heavier) M (mature themes explored in more depth, not smut) E (smut, you won’t find anything rated E here)

Consider perhaps a ko-fi if you can

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One-shots

“The Icky Feel” Moceit. Rating: G. Warnings: Food Mention. Patton is having an icky day, but Janus is good at making it better

“Not a Secret” Moceit. Rating G. Warnings: Food Mention. Patton is having a bad day and Janus wants to help even if Patton is initially reluctant.

”Projections” Patton, Remus, Deceit, Virgil. Rating M. Warnings: suicide attempt, self-harm, blood, stitches, self-hatred. Patton is convinced Thomas would be better off with a new Morality, and tries the unthinkable. Fortunately for him, the “dark” sides swoop in and save him in more ways than one.

“Burning Love“ - Moceit (mtf!Deceit) Rating. G. Warnings: food mention, transphobia mention. Patton wants to surprise his wife with dinner after a long day of work. She loves him but not his cooking.

”This is my Jam” - Intrulogical (feat Virgil). Rating T. Warnings: food mention, sex mention, mild violence, cannibalism mention, eating inedible things mention. Remus steals the Crofter’s and accidentally breaks the jar...in front of Logan.

“Hounding” - Intrurality. Rating G. Warnings: Violence mention. Tentacles. Patton meets Remus’ three-headed puppo!!

”Starry” -Loceit. Rating G. Warnings: none. Deceit and Logan stargaze and flirt.

”Rabbit Hole” -Anxceit. Rating G. Warnings: mild self-depreciation. strangulation mention. Deceit needs a distraction and his conspiracy theorist boyfriend is just the side to do it.

“Aries” - King Creativity (feat all the sides). Rating G. Warnings: exhaustion, crying, mild body horror, food mention, gore mention. They’re just kids, and it seems like everyone wants/needs the little king, and Marcus is tired of being dragged around constantly without a break. He needs another him.

“Okay” - Creativitwins (Platonic only). Rating T. Warnings: Crying, self-doubt, violence mention, sex mention. Roman is burnt out, but no one else needs to know that. Too bad his brother can see right through him and wants to help.

“A Merry End to Christmas” Double shot. Prinxiety and Logicality. Rated G. Chistmastime fluff. Ao3 only.

-”Bounts of Banter” Prinxiety. Flirting, emo prose, smooches on movie night. Ao3 only

”Still Dreaming” Prinxiety. Rating T. Song fic. Roman can’t sleep and is having doubts about himself. He follows some strange music and finds Virgil playing guitar and singing. They talk about what’s bugging Roman and his dreams, but that leads to a little love confession. Ao3 only

“Propaganda” Roceit (feat everyone but Remus). Rating T. Warnings: sensuality, shameless flirting. It’s too hot (temperature-wise) and Deceit finds that Roman is dressed to kill. Why wouldn’t he try and flirt with his boyfriend? Ao3 only. Inspired by this post

”Sleepless and Sassy” Platonic Sleepxiety (barely there Roceit and Logicality. pre-Dukexiety, questionable Remile) Rating T. Warnings: gossip, sexual themes, existential dread, age-gap mention. It’s all-nighter time with Remy and Virgil, and no these students are not studying. Ao3 only

”SWB ;)” Double-shot. Platonic Dukexiety, Intrulogical, Moceit, Prinxiety. Rating T. Warnings: sexual themes, game grumps references. Movie night leads to inside jokes and explanations. That leads to a certain prince confessing to his emo crush and maybe clearing up a misunderstanding from the Valentines Day episode. Ao3 only. Inspired by this

”More to Love” Moceit. creativitwins. Rating T. Warnings: fat-shaming, alcohol mention, cheating mention, a karen. Patton just wants to be a good dad and support his sons’ hobbies, but he can’t do that in peace when talking to Sharon. Luckily he has Janus around to shut her up.

”So Not the Drama” RoSleep. Rating T. Warnings: swearing. Roman misinterprets a study session with Virgil as something more, not that he’s really interested like that but it still stings, and he complains to Remy about it, and about his secret crush. Poor Remy likes Roman. It’s a good thing they both have big mouths

“Fight Not Flight” Remdy/Shorts Sleepxiety, background dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: violence, stabbing mention, panic mention, hospital mention, injury. Remy returns home after a night on the town only to find an unwanted guest on his couch and his boyfriend covered in bruises. Andy is just glad he’s home to cuddle after the hellish night he had!

“Dining with the Duke” Dukexiety + Patton. Rating T. Warnings: Frog!Patton, Spider!Virgil, food, bugs, eating bugs, sex mention.  Patton is just too nice sometimes, and he agreed to have dinner with Remus! At least Virgil was going to be there too, but maybe it won’t be so bad, maybe it will all work out. And maybe the duke has a few good surprises!

“Corrupted” Creativitwins, background Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: talk of mental corruption and insanity, spiders, unreality ife has many doors, and Roman is tired of opening so many just to find his katana. But one door shows him a little bit more than he expected to know about his brother. And he needs answers!

“MIA” Moceit, background Dukexiety. Rating T. Warning: mild gore mention Patton gets a little freaked out when he finds that his little (younger) brother snuck out and goes to Janus to find him, not because he thinks Janus is hot and charming or anything. But Janus is trying to find Remus. When they realize what both of them missing means, they team up to find them before something happens. But they find a lot more along the way than they expected

“Warts and All” Moceit. Rating G. Warnings: frog!Patton, self-doubt. Patton is feeling a little embarrassed about his frog side, luckily Janus knows how to make him feel better.

“Self-Inflicted Colorless” Creativitwins. Song fic. Rating T+. Warnings: self-harm, suicidal thoughts, suicide attempt, self-hatred, angst After the events of SvS, Roman is feeling horrible. And Remus takes notice.

“Mistranslation” Moceit, background Dukexiety. Rating G. Warnings: food mention Janus loves flowers, and knows how to communicate using them, he just doesn’t ever receive them, especially not on Valentine’s Day. At least up until now. Patton is so sweet but clearly he doesn’t know what different flowers mean. Janus is flattered regardless

“Tired Mornings” Moceit. Rating G. Soft moceit with gentle touches and fluff

“Dare to Dare” fem!Moceit, background fem!Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: genderbend, mild innuendo. Pat goes to her first sleepover, plays truth or dare, and has to reveal that she has a crush on Vi’s cousin. And the feeling is mutual

“Punkin Pie“ Moceit, background Dukexiety. Rating G. Warnings: puns, mild body horror Patton and Janus swap flirty Halloween puns

“Cheshire Callback” Moceit. Rating G. Roleswap au. Patton tries to get Janus to take a break from mulling over the choice between the wedding and the callback

“I’ll Scream for You” Creativitwins + Dad!Patton. Rating G. Warnings: injuries. Roman falls and hurts himself, and Remus helps him get help

Dukexiety One-shots (since there are too many)

“A Gift” - Dukexiety. Rated T. Warnings: spiders, mild sexual themes, gore mention. Remus gives Virgil his pet spider.

“The Slippery 4″ - Dukexiety (feat Deceit) Rated T+. Warnings: extra limbs, gore mention, heavier sexual themes. Virgil is trapped by Remus and his frisky tentacles, but he knows how to handle them.

“Unplanned” - Dukexiety. Rated T. Warnings: poison mention, drunk mention, sensuality, death mention, gore mention. Shameless flirting, that’s it.

“Der Mond ist Aufgegangen” - Dukexiety. Rated T. Warnings: Gore mention. Remus and Virgil cuddle, and Virge is hella soft.

“One Fear” - Dukexiety (feat Roman) Rated T. Warnings: sexual themes. Remus is scared of Virgil, and Virgil wants to know why.

“Too Far” - Dukexiety. Rated T+. Warnings: shirtless emo, mild body horror, spiders, sexual themes. Remus pisses off a giant spider and Virgil saves him from his own stupidity.

“Love Like Winter” - Dukexiety (feat. Roceit, ftm!Remus, mtf!Deceit) Rated T. Warnings: Angst with a happy ending, food mention, sex mention, accidental dead naming. Song Fic. Soulmate AU where your soulmate’s name is written on your body in their hand writing. Remus was sure Virgil was his soulmate since they were kids, Virgil had to disagree. A chance encounter later in life proves one of them wrong.

“Sealed and Sharpened” - Dukexiety (feat Roman) Rated T+. Warnings: Gore mention, necrophilia mention, knives, demon mention, sexual themes, gross imagery, fake dybbuk box. Virgil wants to give Remus something special along with a proposal knife, so he makes a fake dybbuk box full of gifts for Remus. 

“Just Like Old Times” Dukexiety, Rating T. Warnings: sexual themes, game grumps, food mention, eating stuff that shouldn’t be eaten. After the wedding, Virgil is tired and needs to unwind, and what better way to do that than watching youtube? Watching it with a surprisingly calm, happy Remus. The chaos outside can wait.

“Chandelier” Dukexiety, platonic anxceitmus. Rating T. Warnings: spider virgil, extra limbs, sexual themes. Janus visits Remus and finds him clinging to a chandelier in his castle. His shenanigans never with Virgil never end.

”Cherry Stems” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: sexual themes. Virgil surprises Remus by chewing a soda can tab, and then he surprises him again.

“Storms and Snuggles” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: sexual themes, monsters, food. Remus and Virgil flirt and cuddle while watching TV during a storm.

“Molting” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: Body Horror, swearing, sex mention, Gore, knife, exhaustion, grossness, spiders, spider!virgil. Virgil is a spider and he molts annually. It’s gross and unpleasant, but he has Remus to help him get through that hell.

“Spoopy Season” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings:  Gore mention, Sex mention, spiders, tentacles, body horror, spider!virgil.  Virgil is decorating for the season and Remus helps!

“Grimm Day”  Dukexiety. Rating: T. Warnings: Misgendering, Food mention, attempted murder, swearing, curses.  Virgil, a magically gifted sage, has a bad day, and upon visiting eir boyfriend, find out Remus had just as much of a shitstorm to deal with

“Raid” Dukexiety. Rating: T+  Warnings: Misgendering, Violence, Death (minor character), Murder, Sword Fighting, Innuendo.  Virgil, a merchant’s son, fights the pirates raiding his ship, and gets a little more than he bargained for, including a chance to join them thanks to Captain Remus

“Kopi Luwak” Dukexiety, Royality. Rating: T.  Warnings: Food mention, violence mention, swearing, remus-grossness, sex mention.  Virgil is a tired barista, but sometimes interesting people come in. Like the wily snack who came in with a regular and friend, Roman.

“Bone Palace Ballet” Dukexiety. Rating:T  Warnings: Innuendo, mild gore.  Virgil is a little emotionally distraught and uses music to cope, too bad he’s predictable and Remus knows what certain artists mean. He just wants to know what he did to piss off his emo.

“Sharing Secrets” Dukexiety, Royaliceit. Rating: T.  Warnings: Accidental Misgendering, mentioned transphobia, fighting, innuendo, inappropriate touching, injury mention.  Virgil goes to a football game and he’s in a bad mood. The feral hottie who he definitely doesn’t have feelings for doesn’t help much at first, but he manages to comfort the emo. Feat ftm!Virgil and enby!Remus

“Their Swamp” Dukexiety. Rating: T+.  Warnings: Gore Mention, Sex Mention, Food Mention. Virgil and Remus settle in to watch a movie and banter. Feat. ftm!Remus

“The Tales of Rabidosa and Scylla Emerald” Dukexiety. Rating: T.  Warnings: Sex mention, coming out as trans, confusing pronouns, mtf!remus, ftm!virgil.  Virgil just came out to his girlfriend as trans and it could have gone better, luckily he’s got a miraculous and a crime-fighting partner who’s always got his back. But coming out to her leads to some unforseen consequences. Miraculous AU

“Smile” Dukexiety. Rating: T. Warnings: Death mention, Gore Mention. Remus is a smiley boy, Virgil is not, so when Remus catches Virgil smiling softly at him, things get Adams Family

“A Failed Plot” Dukexiety. Rating: T. Warnings: swearing. Remus wants his boyfriend to pay attention to him, but Virgil’s preoccupied...with something for Remus

“Cuddlefish” Dukexiety. Rating G. Remus and a tired Virgil cuddle before bed and banter.

“Pup” Dukexiety and Roman. Rating G. Warnings: food, sex mention, sibling banter, magical curses. The dragon witch turns Remus into a dog, and instead of hunting down his true love for a smooch he tries to raid the fridge, and gets swept up by an emo, and he can dig it. And Virgil just so happens to tell this puppy his feelings for a duke, and winds up breaking the curse. Roman shows up to coo over the pair.

“Corpse Groom” Dukexiety feat Janus, Roman, and Patton. Rating T.  Warnings: mild body horror, death mention, decay, zombies, crying, innuendo. Remus wants to watch a movie with his boytoy and he has to be dramatic about it. 

“Sonnets” Dukexiety feat Roman. Rating T+. Warnings: Sexual themes, brotherly angst, talk of death.  Roman finds a journal and assumes it’s Remus’ but when Remus says it’s not his Roman leaves him with it, so he has some time to read. Little does he know what will come from perusing that book.

“Kiss From a Rose” Dukexiety. Rating T.  Warning: death mention. Song fic. Virgil sneaks onto Remus’ turf, gets caught in the snow, and finds out that Remus feels the same way about him.

“Before You Know It” Dukexiety. Rating T.  Warnings: disease mention, mild gore mention, implied violence, self-depreciation, sex mention.  Remus is a lot wiser than he lets on, and he is the one side who could reach Virgil before he got accepted. And even now he’s still good at helping the emo he loves feel better

“Carry On” Dukexiety feat all sides. Rating T. Warnings: sex mention, self-doubt, mild gore mention, undertale references, dc comics references. Remus loves sweeping Virgil off his feet and coming to his rescue, even when he really doesn’t need to be rescued. Virgil is cool with it, because it makes Remus happy, but it’s silly to doubt that he can and will do the same for the duke!

”Cuddles” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: death mention, sex mention, drug mention. Virgil and Remus cuddle and flirt in their own morbid way. super fluffy

”Yucky” Dukexity. Rating G. Warnings: post panic attack, post break-up, getting back together. On the day of Lee and Mary Lee’s wedding, Remus is not doing so hot for a few reasons, thanks Thomas. But he’s not alone, and when he wants to watch a movie, he runs into Virgil and they talk and cuddle. Extra fluff

 “Soft” Dukexiety. Rating G. Warnings: blood mention, injury mention. Virgil gets a little too close while bandaging up an idiot duke. 

“Tower” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: sex mention, death mention.  Remus takes on his sister’s curse and gets locked in a tower guarded by a dragon until his true love kisses him and frees him from his magical restraints. The dragon, Virgil, might just have exactly what he needs to be free.

“Crisis Angel” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: blood, death mention, gore, sex mention, body horror, fire. The Dragon Witch causes Remus and Virgil to switch roles because she’s tired of listening to them whining about the other, but they manage to fix it

“Closing Hours” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: food mention, mental illness mention.  Remus runs a local cafe, and he loves charming his customers, but his customer service schtick doesn’t work on everyone, including the one doctoral student who caught his eye. Fortunately he has another way to win Virgil over despite his defense mechanisms!

 “Batter Up” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: mild innuendo. Virgil used to play softball before coming out and moving in with his brother. In this new school he doesn’t touch sports, except for gym class and watching the baseball team practice, for artistic reasons, and because he has a crush on one of the players, Remus. But one day after accidentally breaking a bat and Remus’ windshield in gym, Virgil gets a surprising offer from Remus, to show him a thing or two about the sport. Virgil tries to play dumb about the game and breaking the windshield just to get this kind of time with Remus, but who’s to say Remus isn’t trying the exact same thing to get closer to the shy emo?

 “Black Widow” fem!Dukexiety (mtf!virgil). Rating T. Warnings: Violence, threats, sex mention, kidnapping, genderbend.  Reina, a noblewoman, gets taken aboard a pirate ship after a raid because she’s a ruthless, skilled swordswoman, but she’s chained up for that same reason. Until she meets the captain, the infamous Black Widow, Violetta, and gets more than she ever expected!

 “Trash Bat” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: innuendo, fire, spiders. Virgil is goaded into going to one of Roman’s boring galas, because Remus wants him there to help cause problems just like old times.

 “November 1st” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: Innuendo, mild religion mention, nudity. Halloween is over and Virgil is not looking forward to the Christmas overload. Fortunately his crush has just the gift to give him, even if it’s early

“Kiss it Better” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: sex mention. Virgil accidentally bites his tongue and Remus is a smoothie

“Untitled Flirting” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: gore mention, sex mention. Virgil is a smooth talker and Remus can hardly keep up

“Paralysis (prompt fill)” Dukexiety (can be platonic). Rating T. Warnings: sleep paralysis, nightmares, lucid dreams, disturbing imagery. Remus goes to sleep, has a bad time, and then Virgil comes in to cuddle and save the day (without realizing it)

“Tango Macabre” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: sex mention, death mention, sensuality, swearing. Remus is jealous that Roman is so close to his crush and decides to try and win Virgil over by being as princely and charming. But Virgil is not having it.

“Sleepy Siren” Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: sex mention, death mention. Remus admires his boyfriend while he’s sleeping

“Sealed” Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: sex mention, injury, knives Selkies are valuable for their pelts and their forced companionship, so naturally Remus is conflicted about winding up on a ship with a hottie doctor who’s hiding his pelt so he can “heal from the orca attack”

“I Caught Fire” Rating T. Warnings: death mention, gore mention, sex mention Virgil plays guitar, and Remus loves when Virgil sings for him 

 “Thorns“ Rating T. Warnings: mild transphobia, sex mention, ftm!Remus, genderfluid!Virgil. Remus is an inky florist boy and he likes his tattoo artist, so when she comes in looking to  make a trade, Remus can’t help but sweeten it for both of them 

“Duchess’ Bodyguard” Rating T+. Warnings: mild transphobia, sex mentions. Virgil is a bodyguard for the pop sensation, Duchess (AKA Reina) and he has a list of reasons why he isn’t good enough to ask her out. Reina strongly disagrees. 

“Terror Time” Rating T. Warnings: smoking, mild violence, gore mention, sex mention, amputee!Remus, nonbinary!Virgil, neopronouns, accidental misgendering. Virgil loves Halloween but not haunted houses, not when ne’s quick to punch anything that jumps out at nym. Remus, an actor on break, finds that out the fun way 

“Stuffed” Rating T. Warnings: food, sex mention, gore mention, minor injury Remus and Virgil make a late dinner together and become boyfriends

“Virge’s Mannequin” Rating T. Warnings: miscommunication, sex mentionVirgil designs outfits in his spare time, and Roman just had to try one! Remus gets jealous and sulky, but Virgil can fix that! 

“Soft Secrets” Rating T+ Warnings: Injury, sexual harassment mention, partial nudity, sex mention Violetta has feelings for her roommate Remus, but she’s wary about telling him she’s trans. At least until he gets home hurt and reveals he’s trans too. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg as the past comes back to haunt them

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Mulit-Chapter

“For the Dreamers and Nightmares” (Ao3) Complete

-Dukexiety, Moceit, and Rosleep. Rating M (not smut but damn close to it). Warnings: gnc ftm Virgil. trans pregnancy (ftm Patton). Vomiting. Food mention. Misgendering. Transphobia. Anxiety. Miscommunication. Sexual themes. Referenced/Implied sex. Blood mention. Violence mention. Threats of Violence. 

Remus needs a date to his brother’s wedding, and he doesn’t have someone to bring, so he enlists his best friend and seven-year-long crush to help him out. But the universe is not interested in things staying fake, and life pushes them together as they deal with moving in together (oh my god they were roommates) sorting out their feelings, Virgil’s cousin E and their pregnant husband, Roman and Remy’s wedding, and Remus’ family. Happily ever after is more than just a dream.

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-“The Rooms” (Ao3) Complete

-Gen. No romo. All characters. Rating T+ Warnings: murder, death, abuse, domestic abuse, blood, gore, food mention, depression!Virgil, depression, executive dysfunction, mania mention, weapons, knives, fainting, sexual themes, kidnapping.

Remus is bored! Deceit can only do so much to help him, and then he gets an idea and has Remus build murder-mystery rooms that would challenge Logan. And then Remus expects Logan to solve them. Their friendship blossoms just in time for an old issue to arise again in a far more complicated setting. It’s amazing what can happen in the rooms Remus builds.

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“One Jump Ahead” (Ao3) Complete (written for TS Storytime Big Bang 2019)

-Roceit, Analogical, Platonic Analogicality. Rating T. Warnings: Character death, resurrection, prostitution mention, implied sexism, slavery mention, mild horror, injury, burns, attempted murder, villain!Remy

The city of Agrabah is home to a diverse assortment of people from wealthy aristocrats to merchants to urchins, but lately the number of urchins has increased, and so has crime. It’s a mess caused by extravagance that one government official has to fix, and he’s limited. The city's most troublesome thief, Ethan, just wants a home and love, fixing the status quo and the economy are not on his to-do list. Until chance encounter with a rebellious prince makes that dream seem possible, and sparks a rebelliousness of his own. But rules are rules, and the only way this diamond in the rough can break some social bonds is with the help of the tired Royal Vizier, Logan; his possessed anxious pet lemur; and a genie named Patton. The only things neither one anticipated were the Sultan’s vehemence toward ‘Prince Eli,’ Roman’s unbridled disgust for selfish, self-righteous royals, and the fact Roman can see right through the royal guise.

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“Rising Thorns” Complete Inspired by @thepastelpeach‘s OCAT au/animatic (Ao3)

-Prinxiety, Logicality. Rating T. Warnings: minor violence, antagonist!Deceit (he’s pretty sympathetic as a villain) 

It's far easier to rise above your birth status in Alexandros, especially under the Sanders' dynasty. But you can only go so far, and for Roman that was not nearly close enough to his life-long goal of becoming royalty. His best friend (and not-so-secret crush) was far more grateful to be more than a ragged orphan. But as King Thomas tries to peel back layers of unaddressed tension in his domain, Virgil learns more about his heritage and does not like what he finds. All the while, a stranger had gotten to Roman, who is tired of hearing only of royal woes. But when the knight in shining armor becomes the damsel in distress, who's left to save him?

(^ aw that’s my first sanders sides fic)

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“All Star” (Ao3) Complete

-Prinxiety, LoSleep, Moceit. Rating T. Warnings: death mention, injury, murder mention, swords, fire, mild angst, chapter 1 is a meme, 

Virgil is content with being alone and feared, until his ancestral home is threatened. He teams up with a notorious thief, Patt in Boots, to save a prince in a tower for Lord Logan, who has his own set of issues aside from kicking the fae off of their property. But Prince Roman is far from what they expected. Perhaps there’s more than meets the eye for everyone.

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“Livin la Vida Loca” (Ao3) Indefinite Hiatus Sequel to “All Star”

-Prinxiety, Moceit, Intrumile. Rating T. Warnings: death mention, injury, panic, sword fighting, flirting, sexual themes.

Five years later, Virgil married the man he saved from the tower, only to learn that he has a sibling who’s a menace and in trouble. Roman goes after Remus, but gets into trouble himself. It’s up to Virgil, Patton, and Ethan to find Remus and save Roman.

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“Sweet and Tart” (Ao3)(Ch1)(Ch2) On Going

-Moceit. Rating T+ Warnings: Flirting, sexual themes, sexism mention, antisemetism mention, religion mention.

After trying to steal an extra cookie in the most extra way possible, Deceit keeps trying to fluster Patton with his flirting, but Patton is not some innocent bean!

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“Zero to Hero” (Ao3)(Ch1)(Ch2) Indefinite Hiatus

-Roceit. Rating T. Warnings: kidnapping, death, villain remy, sexual themes,

Roman was stolen from his family as an infant and made mortal. The only way he can rejoin the gods is to become a true hero, with a little help from his friends. But Remdes is just not about that with his hostile take over on the way.

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“Menders and Healers” (Ao3) Complete (Written for TS Storytime Big Bang 2020)

-Dukexiety. Roceit. Platonic dork sides. Rating T+. Warnings: Death mention, accidental misgendering. torture mention. mild gore. 

Remus is a prince in a land where magic is forbidden and witches are hunted. And then he finds out he has magical abilities and has to run away. He finds the two most wanted magickers in the kingdom, and learns about his own family history, his order, and how magic really works.

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“Bipolar Bear” (Ao3)(Ch1)(Ch2)(Ch3) On going. Indefinite Hiatus

-Dukexiety. Creativitwins. Roceit. Platonic Dork Sides. Rating M. Warnings: Bipolar disorder, depression, self hatred, executive dysfunction, nudity, innuendo, mania mention, implied self-harm, suicidal thoughts, angst

Remus isn’t always as energetic and bubbly as he lets on. Only a few people know about the truly dark side of him and when it rears its ugly head, they’ll do anything to bring their duke back to his old self.

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“A Scale of Discovery” (Ao3) Complete. (Written for TS Storytime Big Bang 2020)

-Roceit. Creativitwins. Dukexiety. Patmeile. Rating T+. Warnings: Unsympathetic!Logan, nudity, gore, accidental misgendering, swearing, body horror, alcohol mention, sex mention, non-human gendering.

Roman wants to be where the seafolk are. Ever since meeting a pair of mers as a child it's been his dream. As an adult he and his twin brother become sailors on a research ship captained by a cruel man who wants to study mers. But when they catch a live one, Roman can't bear to see him stuffer and frees him in exchange for becoming a mer. Janus accepts, and accepts that he'll have to teach Roman how to mer.

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“Emerald Eyes” (Ao3) (Ch1)(Ch 2)(Ch 3) Complete.

-Royaliceit. Mentioned Dukexiety. Rating T. Warnings: innuendo, miscommunication, alcohol, cheating accusations, genderfluid!Janus.

Janus likes going to their favorite jazz club in the evening and they always get people’s attention, such as Patton the bartender, and the new singer, Roman. But catching Roman is harder than they thought, so they change their look and gender presentation to win him over. They do just that and find out he’s married, it hurts until Roman explains it’s a poly relationship with his husband. 

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“Double Trouble” (Ao3) Complete (Written for TS Storytime Big Bang 2021)

-Dukexiety, Roceit, Shorts!Sleepxiety/Remdy. Rating T. Warnings: Misgendering, mtf!Andy, ftm!Remus, ftm!Roman, intersex Remy, sex mention, gore mention, trans pregnancy

College is rough, but having a twin who can switch places with you can make it better. Virgil and Andy Zeitler use this strategy to get by, keeping their twinliness secret for added security, and cause each other some trouble. Virgil flirts with Andy’s best friend Remus, disguised as Andy, so Andy flirts with Virgil’s best customer, Remy while covering his cafe shift. The on-and-off flirtiness drives Remy, Remus, and their venting outlet, Roman, insane until Roman figues it all out. With Janus’ help Roman cooks up a scheme to reveal the twins’ secret to the oblivious Rems, but some self-discovery on Andy’s part ruins the plan and the tricks overall

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“Under Pressure” (Ao3) (Master Post) Complete.

-Creativitwins, Royaliceit, Dukexiety. Rating T+. Warnings: Innuendo, Intrusive Thoughts, Depression, Anger, Crying, Minor Violence, Injury, Imprisonment, Villain!Logan/Dark!Logan, suicide mention (no one dies)

After a certain occurance drives Logan over the edge, the rest of the sides are locked away so he can take control. But locking them away causes them to shift as well, and one duke is ready to make the mind right again, with help from the others and his brand of creativity

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“Little Star” (Ao3) Complete

-Dukexiety, Moceit, background RoSleep. Rating M. Warnings: Sex mention, drunken mention, accidental misgendering, talk of serial killers, intrusive thoughts, 

Virgil had to give up a lot for his daughter, including HRT, but he would do so much more for her. That's why he works at a strip club, going gender incognito. He might not even know her other father, thanks to a mutually drunken one-night stand, or have a great relationship with his parents, but Virgil has good support with raising his little girl in Patton and Janus. It's not perfect but they make it work.

But when a rich playboy named Remus rents out the club one night and keeps coming back for him, Virgil has to contend with his heart and the possibility that he might lose his daughter to her other dad

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"Puppies" (Ao3) Complete

-Dukexiety. Roceit. Shorts Sleepxiety + Emile. Rating M. Warnings: Sex mention, Misgendering, Trans Pregnancy, Death Mention, Character Death, abuse mention, suicide mention, reincarnation, Child Birth, Paranoia, Bipolar!Remus

After an eventful night under a full moon, Remus finds out that the lone wolf he "befriended" got him knocked up. He's going through with it since he has support and wants to, but he would like to know the human side of his baby daddy. Luckily his new best friend who smells like a deli, Virgil, is willing to help him find the guy and help him through the whole ordeal. Remus just wishes that Virgil was that wolf!

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“Roleslaying with Remus“ (Ao3)(Ch1) On Going

- No ships. Roman of Reston and Remus. Rating T. Warnings: innuendo,

Remus goes deep into the Imagination to map out the ever-expanding kingdom since Princey is too busy. But he finds more than he bargained for in Reston: a new best friend!

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“You Never Shine if You Don’t Glow” (Ao3) Complete (Written for TS Storytime Big Bang 2022)

-Dukexiety, Moceit. Rating T. Warnings: innuendo, villain!Logan, body horror, shapeshifting, mild violence, miscommunication. It’s Shrek basically

Virgil is used to being lonely, an outcast, even among the fae. It’s only when his home is threatened that he is forced to confront his solitary lifestyle and question it. With a new friend (Patton the pony) by his side, Virgil has to rescue a prince and bring him to his wedding to protect his home. If only Prince Remus didn’t get under his skin in all the best ways

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