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@primrosemoon11
Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?
“This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”
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I love that they're in differing amounts of allowance, too.
"None of these words are in the Bible": fully opposed, there is no written acceptance.
"This, too, is Torah and I must learn": entirely on board, wants more to happen.
"By Allah you people are dogs. I will reblog as always": "ew guys. really? ... lemme in."
Coexist bumper sticker, tumblr edition
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jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.
wow really good addition here
Can you believe Michaela going her entire life thinking the way she feels is wrong, she’s been classified a rake or spinster because she can’t get attached to anyone in case people find out she is attracted to women. Then here comes this breathtaking woman that is married to her cousin, which might as well be like her twin brother since theyre attached at the hips since forever and she probably feels like the world is collapsing. She probably thinks the universe is taking a huge piss at her.
Michaela Stirling you deserve the world baby girl
Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell
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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?
-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-
GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!
JERRY: No, they just him’d you?
GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!
JERRY: The X ones are fun…
GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!
JERRY: No pronouns?
GEORGE: No pronouns.
JERRY: No-nouns?
GEORGE: No-nouns.
JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…
GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!
-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-
ELAINE: What’s his problem?
-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-
And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.
#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder
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I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
Now that is some vintage sports goth
This ad is very ominous and threatening.
Are you fucking kidding me
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made
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Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness
the thing about fandom is that you need to find the people that can be mature when you hate on their blorbo and vice versa. if i say that bleebo is ugly and that i want to beat him with sticks you wanna have a person that has bleebo as their pfp who will laugh with you or at least feel indifferent to it. these days people act like you personally stabbed them if you say anything negative about their blorbo and it's like;; buddy that's an imagined person. they're not real. you need to find the people that love their blorbos with a passion but can survive you throwing darts at blorbo's face
david alan harvey. the girls of harlem choir backstage at the apollo theater. harlem, usa. 2000.
Cigarette smoke smells kinda terrible, and it’s obviously really unhealthy for you. But despite everything, the image of a woman smoking a cigarette continues to be one of the most alluring things in the world
in case you need some motivation to lock the fuck in, think about Peggy Oki
the only woman in the skateboarding zephyr team, consisting of young californian prodigies in the 70s, which has pretty much revolutionised modern skateboarding, laying foundations for the future generations of skaters
winner of the first place in women's freestyle at the legendary del mar nationals, which was truly a big deal at the time
(her style was described as gritty or too manly, which resulted in attempts to get her out of the podiums)
skateboarder, surfer, motocross racer - also a winner of multiple awards at competitions in each one
climate activist, putting her money where her mouth is - look up her origami whales project, raising awareness of the disappearing populations of whales and dolphins
public speaker, still active to this day, educating people about the environmental struggles and what they can do about it
bachelor of fine arts, among other things, also educated in environmental biology
active artist, graphic designer and illustrator, focusing on marine animals in her works
to this day she's popularising skateboarding and surfing, especially among young women and girls, helping them to discover new hobbies and ways to reconnect with nature
outspoken vegan (her instagram reels collections are a great source of new recipes btw)
rock climber, still active in her prime age of 70, travelling the world in a search for her next peaks to climb and waves to surf
an amazing woman who's been an inspiration to the many generations of women who were anxious to get on a skateboard because it was deemed a boys thing
i love you, Peggy Oki 🩷
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i am like losing my mind this is so funny
