those flowers from that boring poem that you like

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

Chat, I thought this meant vs scientific name, and I was confused for a moment

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

ilya mad shane came up to talk to him like he wasn't stalking the fuck out of shane in that ice rink. yeah he just happened to be watching canadian men's figure skating the day after losing to latvia complete coincidence shane was there. it's like when cats bite you after following you into a room. shane's like omg kitty! and ilya is like NOOOO NO NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE ME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING YOU

the way hudson can have anyone giggling twirling their hair wanting him sososo bad within five seconds of meeting him would be scary enough on its own but on top of that you can tell he's 1) aware of it 2) doing it on purpose. the way you can see him Lock In and turn the charm all the way up when he sets his sights on someone is so scary omg he's like if an evil bisexual siren was a 25yo film nerd from british columbia

im not saying we shouldn't be calling out hypocrisy but i do think it's important to be aware of what i call the Two Different Guys Fallacy. and that's that whenever you're thinking to yourself, oh how come X group claim they want this thing but also support that other incompatible thing. take a moment to stop and consider whether it could just be Two Different Guys that think each thing

Sometimes it's hard to tell that this is a Two Different Guys situation when both guys are claiming to speak for the entirety of Group X. And sometimes groups (especially religious or political groups) do just have contradictory beliefs. But ☝️ one should always make sure it is not in fact Two Different Guys.

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

...yeah that's fair

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this