those flowers from that boring poem that you like

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

This post is: Kiki

#OBI WAN HAVING THE WORST 23 YEARS OF HIS LIFE (via kamalaskadoosh)

I don’t care what parts of this show didn’t work—the Obi-Wan and Leia relationship was PEAK Star Wars content. And Ewan and Vivien bringing that dynamic to life was something my soul never knew it needed.

📝

Oh, I am in.

WANT. :)

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

One thing most people don't realize about Gazebos is how bloodthirsty they used to be until the 1930s or so. It used to be that in order to appease your average small town gazebo you had to feed it 4-5 marching bands a year, or roughly 2 dozen barbershop groups. Noawadays? Throw it a steely dan cover act every 6 months, maybe a bridal party every few years if you're actively trying to court its favor, and you're pretty much in the clear. And the crazy thing is nobody knows why they calmed down, or that their appetite for flesh won't return to its 19th century heights one day. It's actually an increasingly popular theory among modern Gazebo researchers that we're at the tail end of a period of dormancy and it's only a matter of time until they start howling for blood again. And if/when that does happen there's the question of whether our modern zeeb-keepers are really ready for the task of booking enough sacrificial acts to meet that increased demand. Guild policy has gotten lax in the century since the heyday of Dark Pavillionism and a lot of local keepers refuse to even look at newer research that threatens to upset their status quo. Kind of scary to think about