Precious Gems

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

stop reblogging butch and femme Matthew Lillard

no shade but which is which

“The big learning is that if you want to kill someone, you can kill them. It’s really scary but true,” said the executive, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It seems crazy that we’re just figuring this out.”

security is expensive, but being shot in the street like a dog is bad for the brand, so there's pros and cons

and if you don’t like that you can fuck off!

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

My cat is purring right now because I am petting her. She is so soft and sweet!

I saw two new leaves on a plant I was trying to root from a broken stem!

My pretty baby boy Otter(cat) is napping in my lap while his 5 month old son takes a nap in his kennel otherwise they would still be wrestling all over my room.

It's genuinely impressive how good the dog is at using a sword tho

Six seasons and a movie. Six seasons and a fucking movie. @netflix @prime-video @disney-the-official @hulu @apple-tv-blog

at least they keep falling in love in every universe on ao3