meme girls

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

Drip tbh

forbidden blue raspberry candy

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

I can't imagine Taylor swift and her football player having a normal human conversation with each other sorry

When they're in private I think they just blink at each other and every few minutes one of them says "wow babe that was a really good tweet"