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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR
Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist
women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
WIZARD WRAPPED
You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
You pondered your orb for 985 hours
You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
You gained 5 familiars
Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
Your cup size is H
Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice
your honor how could the witness even know that, i was hidden under a swirling miasma. i mean the suspect was hidden under a swirling miasma
your honor, genuine question: can the trial proceed if a thick veil of mist falls over the courtroom
its a shame that dark lord or shadow wizard or such isnt a real career path

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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
loser
FUUUUUUUCK !!
ummmm ok *disappears into my portal*
The plague doctor covering me in leeches
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D

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loomer gf
always looming
portentious
only wears black
"the final hour draws near"
hiding in the shadows
"a terrible fate awaits you"
raspy voice
tall and grim-faced
won't let you think straight
"i need to consult the bones"
i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real