sobbing why is it every time I go on the reddit there's the funniest cold take I've ever seen
'The first few chapters (of GtN) aren't so important to the plot'
GIRL, EXCUSE ME??
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sobbing why is it every time I go on the reddit there's the funniest cold take I've ever seen
'The first few chapters (of GtN) aren't so important to the plot'
GIRL, EXCUSE ME??

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I fucking can't breathe
This little scene really highlights why im so insane over the way tlt is written. It is brilliant mix of beautiful prose and stupid stuff. There especially is just Something about how nona feels envious for... not having a mother for Pyrrha to punch of an airlock. Like yeah, not an emotion I have had, but yeahhh girl I understand what you mean. Ough.
the hill I die on re: griddlehark characterization is that gideon is canonically tidy and harrow is not. Because gideon needs some small sense of agency over her own life. similar to how she's always working out because she needs control of something about her own body. Harrow isn't as careful with things that belong to her
don't get me wrong harrow is living by a set of strict rules that keep her functional but those rules are not legible to anyone else and they don't involve taking care of her body or doing her laundry

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Gideon would make such a good greaser. A black leather jacket, a motorcycle instead of her sword…. Harrow absolutely fuming that she finds Gideon attractive while Gideon is obsessively combing her hair and flexing her muscles in the reflection of her motorcycle mirror. 
GWEN: "Bad reputation twins?" MAX: "Boom. Bad reputation twins."
Palamedes and Harrow both instictively recognize each other as kindred spirits, but for Palamedes it means a partner and for Harrow it means a threat
Mm worms in my brain
Things I hope Tommy Arnold's announcement/merch drop will be:
- a life size cardboard cut out of Gideon Nav
- one of those grow-a-dinosaur capsules that dissolves in water except it's grow-an-Alecto
- finger puppets of Jod and the Lyctors
- a crank up Jack-in-the-box but it's a Babs-in-a-coffin
- two packs of cigarettes and a purple tie
- a mini Kiriona Gaia pocket Jesus
- real genuine can of harrow marrow soup that sets off Geiger counters
- a Polly pocket compact replica of Canaan House
- Front Line Titties of the Ninth pinup calender

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If we did get a TLT video game, what kind of game would you want it to be?
Grand, action adventure (God of War, Control)
Characterful narrative RPG (Disco Elysium, BG3 ..karlach is already gideon tbh)
Turn-based JRPG (Persona, Expedition 33 - fancy cavalier animations!)
Roguelike (Hades, Balatro???!)
Mind-bending puzzle mystery (Blue Prince, Portal)
Open-world exploration (Breath of the Wild, Skyrim)
Cosy / life sim (Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing - dream bubble gardening)
Tense dark horror (Alien Isolation, Resident Evil but with Cytherea)
Visual novel (Slay the Princess, Doki Doki Literature Club)
New/mash-up genre (Undertale, Inscryption, Outer Wilds)
None of these... (comment your thoughts!)
more and better ideas for what the powder offhand could be:
printer toner
sour candy coating
laundry detergent
rat poison
cinnamon
miralax
powdered milk
instant coffee
dry shampoo
crushed up adderall
forgotten nature valley granola bar from the bottom of a backpack
Yknow when I was reading GtN I imagined Gideon's mom as this waifish anime mother, like those that have a disease that makes them lie in bed looking perfectly healthy and then die. I was not expecting her to be like if Princess Leia hatefucked Osama Bin Laden

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"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so
Good work everybody
the bit of chapters like 75% of the way through htn are hysterical for a lot of reasons but im personally a big fan of how. Gideons going on and on about how Harrow doesn't even like her and never will and didn't even want to eat her etc etc and then we cut back to Harrow and she's in like. ghost group therapy grief counseling. post grief lobotomy. grieving so hard she's writing au fanfic
Gideons giving a speech to Ianthe about how Newsflash Asshole she did this all for the love of the game and thats FINE. she's FINE with it because harrow could never gaf about her even a little bit
and all the while Harrows back in her chapters like And Then I walk into a coffee shop and gideon is the barista and she's a little sweaty from the kitchen and when she hands me my coffee our hands touch and our eyes meet and- . anyways the locked tomb is a comedy