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… this is from 1993, when the idea of this last bit happening was genuinely conspiracy theory-level paranoia. now… well.

“..brother I just shit AND pissed myself.”

Don’t ignore the perfectly synchronized “something’s on fire!”

why is miss piggy the greatest celebrity of all time. legitimately

i see pictures of her and i'm like that's who i need to be when i grow up

shoutout to people who lay in bed all day when they get home from work/school, people who can't go to loud or crowded places or concerts, people who change into pajamas because other clothes are uncomfortable, people who can't consistently participate in hobbies, people who have to turn down hanging out with friends, people who have lowered their standards to improve themselves, people who need affirmations, and people who struggle to stay healthy. you deserve so much love and I hope things get better.

Nokia 6103

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

also he's actually an inventor

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

the fresno nightcrawlers