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fox mulder gets exponentially quippier and bitchier the more danger he's in/the more pressure he's under and i think that's just such a delightful character choice. kindest weirdest man you've ever met is saying the funniest meanest shit you've ever heard as you're in mortal danger. and the worst part is he was right about the aliens chasing you and you didn't believe him.

i don't know how to say this without being all 'kids these days' BUT kids do seem more sheltered nowadays regarding reading. all the kids' chapter books are called something like 'sir poops-a-lot and the massive fart' and people are absolutely vehement that a teenager can't read wicked because of its (nonexistent) smut and on threads right now people are seriously having a debate about whether 12 year olds can read ya books. when i was in year seven reading flowers in the attic was a rite of passage and now people are afraid of preteens knowing about the existence of sex.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

actually i think non citizens should be allowed to vote

citizenship is made up. and I think you should get a say no matter what. if you live here, you get a vote. full stop.

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

also if you are a student, any number of points on a badly or partially done assignment will be better than entering a zero. do what you can and turn it in. any amount of positive points is better than a zero

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

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